Josh Perkins
Josh's peeler sliced into the potato with surprising skill, separating the skin with little of the good part wasted. After carving up a couple thousand of the things, it was a hard skill to forget.
"Oh, I got this during that four-way I had the other day. The handcuffs were on a little too tight," He replied, obviously joking.
"Nah, I was almost flattened by some jerk-off in a sedan in the parking lot. I swear, it happens every time I ride my chopper to work."
He set the peeled potato down on the cutting board and started peeling the next one.
"Get this, though," he continued, "You remember Cierra, right? I think I saw a glimpse of her in the parking lot."