Mick Bungadoo, the australian chef, is making today's special. Roasted tire-scented crocodile meat with mashed potatoes and corn. Then a yeti wearing pants named Skips arrive and gives him a greeting.
"Hey Mick. Working on your new dish?" Skips asked.
"You betcha, mate! I'm about to make roasted tire-scented crocodile meat! The students will love'em!" replied Mick, "Care to try one, mate?"
"No thanks. I'm just here to tell you that Principle Theodore got hit by a maniac."
"And I'm wondering what Theodore tastes like. Hah hah hah~ Roadkill humor."
"That's not funny."
"Come on, lighten up! If there's tragedy, then there's comedy."
"Still not funny."
"Bah! You're a bloody killjoy, that's what you are."
"Look, this is serious. What are we going to do without the principal? The students and faculty are in serious trouble."
"Don't worry, mate! We'll think of somethin."
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