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"Finally. Something other than me that has to tire him out."
Anubis looked over his shoulder and gave a small smile to his fellow death god, crossing one leg over the other casually before sending his gaze back to Alice and Devon, who had appropriately begun fussing over the arrival of Cerberus, knocking into the much larger dog and toppling over each other. "I suppose that's a small benefit of having two," He finally said, picking up one hand and rubbing the back of his neck.
He watched as Devon, trampling a decent distance before crashing head first into Alice, causing both reddish dogs to tumble over. Anubis stifled a laugh at the two animals. "Or maybe they simply cause twice the trouble," He corrected, giving a small shrug before standing from his place on the bench and taking a step away from it to try to resist the urge to sit down again. He had to stretch his legs at least a bit. Sure, the walk helped, but the long day was beginning to wear down on him. He hated the way this life made him feel. He'd never had to worry about being tired or hungry as a god. And he certainly had never had to deal with being bored. Being human - or, pretending to be so - truly was awful. Though, some small part of him didn't mind it completely.
Stretching his arms out in front of him for a moment, it crossed his mind how little he had moved around lately, aside from walking Alice and Devon and his trips to and fro from work. Maybe it was true he needed to move around a bit more, maybe join a gym to exercise himself. What a dreaded thought. Barely a thing to distinguish himself from humans, now was there? A bit depressing, really, it was. The thought of joining a gym and not only having to spend so much time with humans on a regular basis, but having to be around the gross, sweaty ones? He was almost near shuddering. Then there was the other option; taking on his alternate form and burning off some steam. The large, elegant animal body of a black dog was... lovely. He certainly couldn't complain. But still, it was quite the down grade from 'Jackal' to 'domestic dog,' but then again, a Jackal certainly wouldn't have blended in well in this sort of environment. Still, he wasn't much in favor of that option. While dogs were a symbol of him as a god, and worshiped as deities back in his day, today... Well, they were just stupid animals, or the name you call some rotten man who can't control himself.
He tried to move himself away from the topic, turning his gaze back to one of the few other gods he didn't mind so much. In fact, a friend. Perhaps it was just that Hades was another god in such close relation with the dead that made Anubis a bit more comfortable, rather than on edge. And the tall, teal-haired god was certainly mild mannered for the most part. Today had been Hades' day off, hadn't it been? A nice calm day to relax. Or, more likely, a boring as hell day, knowing Hades' lack of interest in generally most activities.
"I bet you're having a fun day off," Anubis commented, addressing the matter with just a hint of sarcasm. He flexed a light smirk alongside his words, before changing the topic to another that he was sure his friend was hardly interested in. "Anyway, are you going to that party at Odin's night club tonight? I know its not really your kind of scene, but..." Ani trailed off, giving a small, nonchalant shrug. Whether Hades was going or wasn't going, it wasn't too big of a deal, but he had to say; going with someone he felt comfortable with was definitely better than going alone. Those other gods made him so uncomfortable, and in his current state, there was simply no way to tell just how powerful they were. It was, perhaps one could say 'safer,' to fly with a friend. How pathetic.