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Bell, announcements, more announcements, other things, taking a seat...William Jones had a good life. Ignored everyone, did school work. Wrote, read, listened to music. Played drums, piano, hoping to learn violin... The teacher, Markus Briggs, looked at the class before saying, "We have a new student. We've had him for a week already, but, he was suspended for, what was it? Punching someone? Wow, who knew we had a bad-boy in town? If you could, if you would, please, introduce yourself."

William stood up from the desk he was sitting at and went to the front of the room. He looked over the class, "Hello everybody!! My name is William Cipher Jones, and I will be the most real person you will ever be acquainted with."

The class looked confused, before some unknown asked, "Most real person?"

"Yes. Most real person!" William sweeping his hands in a grandiose gestures, "What you think that's important right now, like appearance, who's popular or not, what's trendy, will not be important I the future. Want to know why? Because, all these things in the real world will get you nowhere. Nowhere, nowhere at all. What matter's right now...is getting good grades. Is actually doing good in school so you can get a good education so you're actually somewhat ready for the 'real world' as I call it. Now, I know I'm immature, so don't call me a hypocrite or anything if you see me...conforming to this society. Now, I hope you people will actually take this to heart. If not, well, I guess I'm going to be shunned. Blah, blah, blah. Blah, blah! Mr. Teacher-Man, take it...AWAY!!!"

William sauntered over to his desk and sat down. This could go down well...or I could just totally be hated for hitting everyone with a metaphorical fist...big words...gotta love 'em.