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The doors to the bar swung open as a tall man appeared from the bright sunlight. He started walking towards the counter, each step with a strange bounce and a rustle of the various fathers attached to his vest. Diego indeed got many weird stares from the visitors, who had never seen this man before, but the usuals were accustomed to the sight before them. As he approached the counter the right end of his upper mustache started to miraculously grow and move on its own, and reached down into his right pocket, and in perfect sync with the action of him sitting down on an empty stool, it gripped a bottle of beer from his pocket and placed it in front of his face allowing the left side of his mustache pop the cap off the bottle and return to its original state, while the right "mustache hand" put the bottle in his mouth as he gulped half of it down.

Two rather silent bottles of beer later the bar doors swung open again and a group of 7 people walked into the bar, a short man in formal clothing and holding a briefcase was at the front and obviously he was their leader.
"Who do I talk to about buying this bar?", the short man questioned with a loud commanding voice "The Money Bag pirates need a new private watering hole". Diego didn't like the sound of that, this was definitely his favourite bar in Mock town and he didn't want it to go to wast on some pirates "We cant have that happening", he decided to respond "This is the best bar in Mock town, I would rather it didn't go to waste on some pirates". Diego was quite happy with that, it seemed to sound good in his head, but all it seemed to do is aggravate the short captain.

"A drunk like you cant do shit to stop us!' shouted the short man, putting one hand onto a sheathed cutlass, the other one gripping his briefcase tightly, Diego could tell that he was prepared for a fight. "I'm going to make you pay for talking back to Stu Rich, captain of the Money Bag Pirates" claimed the captain, now walking towards Diego with an unsheathed cutlass. This was bad, Now not only did he have to keep the bar from being purchased, but he had also started a fight with a bunch of pirates. This situation certainly required him to finish his fourth bottle of beer and so he gulped down the rest of his drink and turned to the short pirate, trying to think of a way out of this situation.