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Character Portrait: Cassius Krause Character Portrait: Leopold Pratt
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Cassius ran his fingers over the old collection of books, willing one of them to jump out at him. After an eternity of fruitless searching, his hand absentmindedly hooked onto an annoyingly yellow book causing his whole body to jerk back. He frowned and tugged out the novel from it's snug position. Blinking at the block lettering Naked Lunch, he shrugged to himself. Why not? Summer break was around the corner, so his life was quickly becoming devoid of meaning. It's pathetic that the meaning of his life was public education. Whatever, education is a noble pursuit or that's what Aphrodite forces down the students' throats every year.

Thumbing through the pristine pages, he picked up on odd phrases such as 'insect agony' and a lot of slang. Cassius furrowed his eyebrow and flipped to the beginning...oh, it was published in the late 1950's. Of course. That whole later half of the 20th century was a culture black-hole. It was only five dollars and anything to help out the local economy, so Cassius mosied his way to the cashier, where Sal was managing the register much to his delight. Sal was always his favorite faun.

Before he actually reached Sal and his lovely clerical skills, a whirlwind of anger and goat hair burst into the tiny, crooked shop. A huge, shit-eating grin took over his face as his arch nemesis startled the faun.

Throwing his arm around the satyr, Cassius wrinkled his nose at the odd stench that curled from the goat-man. It was like a combination of sour fury and fishy mud. β€œMan Leo, you're really letting go huh? I mean, taking a dive in the dump? Goats do that right? They eat trash,” he said conversationally before waving at the poor skittish faun and handing him the paper-back book to check-out.