Snippet #2626182

Darius woke up to the beeping sound of his detoxifier telling him his blood was fully cleaned at 5:30 in the morning, same as always. Rolling up onto the side of his bed, he pulled the needles out from his shoulder and wrapped a clean bandage around the still bleeding wound. Throwing on his school uniform as he got up and moving, he got to the bathroom and gave himself a quick once-over in the mirror.

{Ugh, no matter how much I try, I just CAN'T grow a damn beard, can I?} he mused, looking at himself. He'd noticed that sort of thing, either you had a beard and it stayed that way or you didn't and you'd never get one in your life. His musings(And basic hygiene) taken care of, he got out the door and to the school, immediately planning to find ways to step out of line. Step one was to introduce himself to some vampire girl, and he'd figure out steps 2-10 from there. That was another thing he'd been surprised by. After all, it wasn't like vampires were that well known where he'd lived, little more than fairytales. So when he'd gotten his ears filled with the knowledge that vampires were real(And hot to boot, according to the girls here), he figured he'd be letting perverts around the world down if he didn't try to shack up with one, maybe get some... NECKING in? (Hey, what did we agree on for me to do this?) (*sigh* No bad neck puns, I know. Come on, though, I get at least ONE.) (Fine, but you write any more and I go and get a chair to hit you with.) As he got to the courtyard, he caught sight of... of... What was probably the most beautiful girl, no, WOMAN, he'd ever seen. That black hair, those hazel eyes, even the two little butterfly antennae. She looked like she was on her way to something important, but Darius made up his mind. By the end of the day, he was gonna TALK to that girl! Or at least introduce himself! Maybe stare from a dis-NOLET'SSTICKWITHTALKING.