Wait! Wait, wait, wait- hold on, that wasnāt supposed to happen yet! The gates- the gates werenāt supposed to open yet! They were supposed to stay there for a while longer, get all friendly, and then I would pull the āall-omnipotent beingā card and impress them all! This- this wonāt do, no, not at all. It was supposed to be this grand event, not so soon! Uh, um, how- how will I fix this- how did this even happen- but, uh...I can make this work! Yep! Nothing is going out of plan! Just need to, uh,, make a few adjustments, make sure that this doesnāt happen again. I shall be the best Game Master anyone has seen. Right!
Alright, I think I got it. Yep, this will work! Ahem, let me just- just get my nice little narration going. Clear throat and all. Ahem. The gates suddenly closed once again, keeping everyone from leaving before they could escape. Yeah, no way of, uh, tunneling out or anything, or lifting the gates. Nada. Canāt do any weird super speed stuff either- just all stuck there for the time being. Forced to- well- sit tight. And itās not like youād even want to leave yet, either! Because thereās...spiders outside the gate! Really massive ones, Iām not kidding- and- and not like the ones the size of your little finger that get in your shower, and you think, āWow, thatās a pretty big spiderā before going ahead and crushing it- no. These ones are...theyāre as big as the armored one, and as wide as three people of healthy weight. Yep. And, uh, thereās lava, too! Donāt ask me how the lava isnāt getting in through the grates, but thereās a whole mess of molten rock outside.
And the spiders, you ask? Well, theyāre also lava-proof! Ha! Bet you didnāt expect that! And thereās...lightning, too! Granted, donāt particularly want to use lightning, but you should know how serious I am about this when I bring in the lightning! Iāll just add in a few goblins, too, for good measure- maybe a few rabid bunnies, a few lava-sharksā¦And...done! Yep! No way out yet, so theyāll all have to just sit and be cozy. I am going to be the best at this, I swear- Rend, you are a complete and absolute genius.