Snippet #2672866

Smoke enveloped the peak of the mountain from the burned out engine of the small wreckage of a space ship that had planted itself on the side of what had used to be a twin peak, the choking chalk of the smoke rising to disfigure the beauty of the planet's clear blue sky. An old insectoid man grumbled at the sight, irritated by the lack of symmetry that now plagued the beautiful landmark. "Kia, darn it. Which one of you kids exploded the mountain this time!?"

"Grandpa, the mountain doesn't matter right now!" A child whined, gripping onto his Grandpa's leg.

"What could possibly be more important then the desecration of our rocks?"

A cough came a few metres away from the arguing family, a squad of Soldier's looking very peeved off at the fact that they had been ignored. "Hello! We have guns... We're raiding your house. Killing your people. Did you seriously forget about us!?"

"Quiet you! I am talking with my oaf of a child!"

"Oh, sorry..." The man paused for a moment, before reeling back in surprise at his words. "Wait, no I'm not! Put your hands where I can see em, you old geezer!"

Another soldier approached the man from behind, tapping him on the shoulder "Uh.. Sir, the wreckage is moving..."

"Not now, I'm intimidating the elderly!"

"But, Sir!"

"What is I-" Before the man could finish his sentence a large flaming engine had dropped from what had seemingly been from no where, landing directly on the man's head and bringing him to the floor.

"I think he's dead..." Commented another soldier.

"No, my engine!" A soft and high pitched squeal came from above them, looking up the soldier were surprised for their gaze to meet that of a bright mixture of green and yellow, te small frame of what could be seen as a woman landed just atop of the engine, madly stomping out the flames. "Oooooh, Master is going to be so mad at m- Arg! HOT! HOT! HOT!" The fire had began to spread all over her clothes, leading to the small green woman to dive to the ground, rolling around the field in a desperate attempt to shake off the fire while everyone around her watched in confusion.

"W-what the hell is that thing!?" The woman in armor raised her arm cannon at the creature with wide eyes "It's some sort of bubble gum abomination!" With that she fired wildly at it, again looking to the body of her easily killed team mate.

Within a few seconds of the cannon firing, the small girl had disappeared from view to the surprise of the attacker. Before any reactions could be seen, the blob of green had appeared in front of the soldier, her arm pulled back, stretching back to inhuman lengths. Without hesitation the grinning green devil let her fist launch forward and collide with the woman's chest, shooting the body backwards like a bullet and blasting her through the side of a near by bolder. "That hurt!" The creature screamed.

"But the blast never hit y-" The other soldier forgot the rest of his questioned as he noticed a peculiar thing about the blob (More peculiar then that she looked like she was made from gum); her right ear was missing. The blast had hit. "Y-your ear! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU!?"

"I am...uh... The Mysticulous Trumpeter!" She replied with gusto, raising her hand in the air to cup her lost ear, though frowing as she thought to what she said. "Wait... THat's not right... The Stainger? Nope... Bbah! I forgot" sMILING AKWARDLY, THE GIRL PUSHED HER PALMS INTO HER SIDES. "I mean, I'm Kazaam. What is up, people that I am friendly with"

"Friendly!? You just killed two of us!"

"It was just a spar, she'll be up any second now"

"SHE'S DEAD!"

"Pfft... Probably just tired, from all that... Oh, blarg. I did it again!"

The old man tilted his head at the supposed invaders of his planet. "I expected you to be much more threatening..."

"Hey, don't blame us. We're just rookies. The real soldier's were all sent to deal with the Saiyins..."

Kazaam's head perked up as she heard them, her eyes widening with glee. "Saiyins!? You mean the grumpy furry guys?" With a nod from the man, Kazaam jumped off of the body of the other dead man and gleefully jogged past the two. "I was looking for Saiyins! Secret Mission from Master, still a go!"

As she seemed to gleefully skip past the two corpses of their dead friends, the soldiers were only confused. "Should we call the Commander...?"

"Hell, no! Do you want to tell him we got beat up by a bubble gum monster!?"