Snippet #2745483

Of course at that moment it was just Traf behind his massive desk. On its perch was an Owl, a typical barn owl named of all things, Kamakazi. Who of which looked like he had flown face first into one too many windows. In addition there were six other students in the class, none of which Traf could remember for the life of himself their names.

But that didnt matter, no, that didnt matter at all for Traf, on the desk it said in HUGE letters in some outlandish yet still readable script Of course a lot of people joked that the High in High Wizard meant totally zorked on some kind of drug.

But that was not the case, no the case was simple, Traf was simply too dang gifted with magic for his own good, it was at the point wherein Theri had even figured it out, Traf had so much magical power and skill he was flat out bored and mostly did weird shit with his stiudents, the last class field trip though was seeing the world from the size and view of a sparrow; which meant finding a bird bath on campus was a problem

However it was the sudden BAM of the door of the classroom flinging open that startled even Kamakazi to to suddenly shriek "WHO, WHO, WHO GOES THERE...." before dive boming Theri had Cliff not hit the deck before transforming. Traf of course was startled in his game of Cats Cradle, his fingers all tied up in runes that stood in for string, sometimes Traf was.... crazy was not the right word

But qwith the BAM of the opening of the door startling him, Traf clapped his hands, the runes, electrical and gas, smacked together and suddenly went KABOOM all over his face, leaving his prestine white beard black with soot. Of course Traf simply said something of "Memo to self: Dont use the electrical runes next time when playing Cats Cradle though the fire runes eat the beard...."

He never even noticed that Cliff was naked as a jaybird, however if Kamakazi was a parrot he'd whistle to get everyones attention off Cliff, instead he slammed into the desk with all the grace of a Goney Bird. "Good morning Therion, can I..... I see....." Traf went quiet as Their expolained the finding of the Orcs outside the city. Traf nodded "Yes yes this will be interesting indeed. Hmmm" Flicking up his staf which doubled for a wand, a whacking stick, a walking stick, and a toothpick when the need arose Traf used the thing to scratch his back and all of a sudden he had pink swim trunks on with a very loud hawaiian style palm frond patterned shirt

"I think it will be a good lesson then to learn just how to defend oneself against these.... uh..." Traf suddenly was clueless as he looked to Theri, "What were these things again that you saw ?" He entirely missed the fact that he was to report the Orcs to the head honcho of the academy and if lucky keep his job