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By then of course Traf even had on running shoes, AKA sneakers, the bright red and white ones from some shoe company. He also magically formed a baseball cap, sunglasses, and a whistle. He truly looked the part of a coach. He held up his staff and his other hand, nodding "Ok yes, an Orc yes, Ok, here we go!" KAPOOF all of a sudden there was a two sword using Orc in the classroom with the most doumb look on its face as the multicolored smoke cleared.

Infact Traf wasnt even sure it WAS the Orcs face, for all itents the thing was so dang ugly as fuck Traf made a bet right then and there that the doctor that birthed the thing slapped its mother! Thankfully the Orc was suspended in time thanks to a rather hastey Time Rune it stood upon.

So the Orc just stood there dumbly like a statue, a living breathing, ugly as fuck statue as Traf stepped around it "This my dear students who may or may not be paying attention.... is an Orc...." At that point Traf, while walking behind the Orc had once again changed clothing, this time he wore a lab coat so bright white and pink tye dye it could be seen from a black hole perfectly clear too. Stepping into the front of the class he was sure he had everyones attention, he simply nodded and waved off Jeremy who said he needed to take a leak, "Why take a leak when you can take a rune ?" Traf once asked, he never got a answer, at least a straight faced one.

Using his staff as a pointer he spoke while pointing out various bits of the Orc "First off we have the head... then the shoulders, then the ribs, the roast, the beef, the arms, the legs, the filete du solie and then take note of the sickly green skin, I think he needs watering dont you ?"

The orc just stared dumbly as Traf did his demonstration of its 'features' He stared at Traf, at least it seemed to stare at the High Wizard, who by then was using his pointer stick like a lasrer pointer and was already driving a werecat member of the class batshit insane trying to catch it

"Any questions on how we are to defend ourselves against this..... critter ?" Traf then asked the class. Kamakazi settled upon one of the horns of the ORcs helmet.

The Orc stood dumbly in place