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Seeing how Linda and Cliff were reacting to each other before Linda pretty much landed the orc flat on its back before Traf magicked it away, Traf had a pipe in hand and was puffing it madly, creating a big white smoke cloud around his head as Therion turned Kamakazi into a squrriel, to which Traf reacted in a rather comical matter when it came to the matter of food, "No! No no, no eating classmates!" That said he whacked Kamakazi, who promptly turned back into an owl and at the same time upchucked a newt, who was a former classmate at one point or another

the newt gave a weird look at the class and KAPOOF was back to normal plain old Ben, who was infact the substitute teacher when Traf pretty much got blasted at a local bar, the teachers all agreed to lock him down in his own runes for a week to get him sober, but it didnt do any good whatsoever

The first question was posed, and he heard a growling, "I said, no eating fellow classmates!" Traf said, at those words he tapped on the desk with his stick, now a normal wooden thing right out of some antique shop. As he did so a ferret sized desk and chair, {complete with sunlamp, and full wifi hookup!} Was suddenly on Cal's own desk for Eddy. Apparently Traf thought Eddy was a former student, but try as he might no spells worked to turn the ferret into a human, at least he was a student in Traf's eyes, stuck as a ferret.

Then came the question of being a squrriel, since none of the class wanted to go through that Traf nodded, "Very well then I supposed being a bird is also out of the question...., Is that the lunch bell I hear ?" As he spoke locking runes formed over the doors briefly as the lunch bell did indeed go off like a gong or sixteen as Traf continured "very well, Class, you are dismissed for the rest of the day.... oh hello Ben where have ytou been ?"

"Investigating the interior of an owl" Came the unhappy reply. Ben was only there a WEEk before turned into a NEWT and eaten by an OWL that was named Kamakazi, Ben figured he could sue, but then decided he wanted to be a zookeeper so he kept his mouth shut at least until Traf asked how Kamakazi was "He's medically sound far as I can tell."

Traf waved the dork off and addressed his class, thankfully they had learned enough on how to survive lunch at the very least. "After lunch students I'd like for certain parties to apologise to one another. Therion, I shall require your aid in rune care later after school, Linda, Cliff, detention" Of course Traf had absolutely NO FRIGGING IDEA that it was HIS OWN FREAKING FAULT that Linda tackled Cliff in the first place.

At least Eddy wasnt gonna get eaten.

The runes on the doors faded allowing the students to leave as Traf went behind the desk and sat down. .... way down.... "Now where did I put that screwdriver ?" A few seconds of GRINKA, GRINKA, GRINKA and Traf was seated properly behind his massive desk that made the USS Enterprise aircraft carrier look like a tugboat.

Out of sheer bordom Traf began another round of Cats Cradle, this time with water runes, gas runes, and what looked like ice runes