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Jazir Riaj Allar

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a character in “a story about apsalutly nuthing”, as played by Cohort Of Time

Description

Jazir is about 5'9" give or take a few inches depending on which ancient measuring system is used. The measuring system the Gnomes use, for instance, has him standing at 6'2" while the measuring system of the giants has him at about 5'5"

Jazir lives in the desert and as such, his skin is tan. He has short, dark brown hair that he does APSOLUTLY nothing with. Jazir wears his older brother Tom's clothing. Notice the name difference. Jazir's mother is not a slut.

Jazir wears APSOLUTLY nothing on his feet. Mainly because his brother never wears out his shoes.

Jazir can be as ugly or as handsome as you wish him to be, depending on how much you squint your eyes.

Personality

Jazir is generally very bored. Mainly because he never really does anything of any use whatsoever. His brother helps his parents with their work. His parents are merchants.

Jazir could be quite a fun guy if he ever got around to doing anything. He's not very quick to anger but he is quick to fall asleep if anything should bore him. Jazir spends quite a bit of time sleeping.

Jazir is a pretty easy going guy, very tolerant. Mainly because hating people for being different is boring. Jazir likes to spend lots of time at the circus when he isn't spending time doing nothing.

Equipment

He has APSOLUTLY nuthing.

History

Jazir's mother used to live in the United States where she met a guy named Jim. Jim and Jazir's mother didn't believe in the use of condoms and as such, didn't bother. This worked fine for about 6 days until their 32nd time having sex. Jazir's mother found out she was pregnant and she was angry. Jim promised to support her and his child, but Jazir's mother was still quite miffed. Stupid child coming into HER life. Gosh! Jazir's mother had a baby boy and they named him Thomas. Mainly because Jazir's mother wasn't very creative and Jim was... well his name was Jim.

Jazir's mother put up with the whole.. functioning family BULL SHIT for about 2 years before she took the baby and all of Jim's money and flew to the land of Khagradon. Khagradon was not on any map so Jazir's mother didn't think Jim would find her. Jim supported her and her child, took care of their every need and was very helpful and supportive in whatever it was that Jazir's mother decided to do. Jim was a boring loser.

Exactly 21 minutes after landing in Khagradon, Jazir's mother met a man named Bazra. Exactly 11.5 minutes later, she was done with him and met another guy named Riaj. This time Jazir's mother decided condoms were a good idea. Until they ran out and she stopped caring. So nine months later she gave birth to another baby boy. They named him Jazir, a random ass name Riaj thought up out of nowhere. Riaj sort of supported his family on the leftover money he got from his job as a merchant, after adding in the costs of ale, prostitutes and gambling. Jazir's mother also had to get a job as a merchant to help support her family. the family that she cursed every day for existing. Riaj had about 17 children in Khagradon that he knew of, and called Jazir's mother a stupid bitch whenever she suggested anything. But Riag was interesting, so Jazir's mother decided to stay with him.

Jazir grew up a bored kid. Nothing was ever demanded of him. No one ever encouraged or discouraged anything he did and Jazir had no opinion, high or low, of himself. Jazir was APSOLUTLY just a waste of space.

So begins...

Jazir Riaj Allar's Story