Lep sat in the center of the room, pondering. One could hear the hamster wheel turning--literally. Squeaking echoed across the room as the appearent young man thought, long and hard. Finally, he stood up with a frown on his face, folding his arms. The unhappy face, though, stretched beyond the limit of what a human should frown--as if the boy were a cartoon of sorts.
"Pfft." He made the mocking sound to no one in particular. "Screw gravity." With those two words, gravity seemed to lose its hold, the lad begining to rise without real reason. He floated until he hit the ceiling ten stories up, just sitting there with his arms folded.
A voice came on the intercom. "Gravity's still there."
Lep blinked twice, then looked down. He looked back up, now to the reader, a look of sudden realization upon his face as he pulled out a sign reading "Oh dear". He then dropped like a rock, legs falling first, the abdomen stretching, with the upper body snapping to form the whole human shape once again, not unlike that of Wile E. Coyote. When he hit the ground, he was comically flattened to the floor, thin like a pancake.
The voice on the intercom laughed. "Man, that never gets old..."
Lep just peeled himself off of the floor, blowing air into his thumb to retain his shape with a 'pop'. He went back to pondering, this time with a pacing manner, walking in a circle. The squeaking of the hamster wheel was heard once again. Lep walked in this circle for a few rotations before stopping to check his watch, which had not been on his arm before. Looking at the watch, he smiles as a lightbulb lights over his head--again, literally. He pulls out a pair of glasses with red hypnosis swirls on them, 'ACME X-Ray Glasses' printed blatantly on the side, looking through the wall to watch several figures approach the door. Giving a mischievous cackle, he runs behind a black cannon, which, once again, had not been there before. He pulls a match from his pocket, lighting the fuse, then clamors into the cannon, popping his head out with a green helmet on, the fuse getting shorter and shorter.
Meanwhile, on the other side of the door, Lep's doctor was ready to take some blood samples of the strange boy. His assistiant nurse was just about to open the door when he stopped her. "Wait." They waited for a few seconds, before a 'boom' was heard on the other side of the door, followed quickly by a 'clank' as Lep's face dented outward in the thick metal door.
The doctor nodded to the nurse. "Now."
The nurse opened the door to be met with a one-tooth-missing smile by Lep as a second fuse was already lit, and just about down to the metal. The hissing fuse disappeared for a moment, before a loud 'boom' echoed again, Lep flying from the room and out into the hallway. He bounced from wall to wall, accidentally opening the doors for others, before flying past two females; one, a near-succubus by appearance, the other, a mirror copy. Lep halted for a moment in midair, looking to the females for a moment, giving a wolf whistle. He then flew into the wall, comically stuck halfway in.
"..." Lep struggled for a moment before his muffled voice was heard. "Uh...little help, please?"