Age: "17. I'm getting to old for summer camp but hey it gets me away from home"
Gender: "Do you really have to ask. I'm sorry can you not see that i'm obviously male."
Sexuality: "I'm straight"
Eye Color: "The last time i checked they were brown"
Hair Color:"Brown, why does it matter"
Height: "5'6. Yeah i know I'm short for a guy, what ever, I don't want to hear it."
Weight: "145 pounds of full man"