Too short, too tall, too big, too small. She'll criticize you until she's satisfied. Meet Ferreway.
The British accent Ferreway spews will, for a few minutes, distract the victims of her verbal torture. Too soon for her to finish, however, the accused will usually realize she's belittling them while being more eloquent than they ever could be. Struck with jealousy and outright rage, her subjects will usually retaliate violently--which has led to a few scars, but more importantly her ability to handle herself in a fight.
Insults cast upon her have never been a problem, she's always been able to keep whoever she talks to thinking about her own words long enough to get away with things; things like tousling hair or stroking a cheek without the action being noticed.
Ferreway has always been the perfect reporter. Her childhood was normal--she had toys, and games to play, and by the time she was a teenager she didn't want to spend time with her family. She regrets this, however, because on her twenty-first birthday her father had a heart-attack, and died en route to the hospital.