Unlike Red, Blue is more calmer and more mature. Blue is easily upset or angry when things go horribly wrong. Blue does have a crush on his girlfriend Pink, and hoping that he will win her heart one way or another.
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Blue (Dick Figures)
More mature than Red.
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Tracgam University
a character in “Fusion Fantasy Neo”, as played by Karasz
Description
So begins...
Blue (Dick Figures)'s Story
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As Thomas arrives, he is greeted by Benson. Benson knows that he is looking for a job.
"Let me guess, you are looking for a job at the univerity? Well, you come to the right place. We'll start an interview in just--"
"WAIT!!" A blue stick figure arrives and is panting out loud, "Sorry I'm late... Am I late for an interview?"
"You were about to! Next time, call me if you are late for an interview!" Benson warned, "Now get your butts in the office right now!"
"Let me guess, you are looking for a job at the univerity? Well, you come to the right place. We'll start an interview in just--"
"WAIT!!" A blue stick figure arrives and is panting out loud, "Sorry I'm late... Am I late for an interview?"
"You were about to! Next time, call me if you are late for an interview!" Benson warned, "Now get your butts in the office right now!"
Thomas
"Why is that gumball machine talking? And why is there a living stick figure??"
"Y-Yeah, I did come for the job..."
Thomas felt that this school was not going to be quite as average as he had hoped.
"Why is that gumball machine talking? And why is there a living stick figure??"
"Y-Yeah, I did come for the job..."
Thomas felt that this school was not going to be quite as average as he had hoped.
"Since we are short on instructors, I suppose you two will do unless you can tell me what are your basic professions. What can you teach our students about?" Benson asked.
"Don't blow this one, Blue...." Blue gulped and he is sweating, "Uhh.... Mathematics? NO WAIT- Algebra! Intermediate Algebra. All students need advanced math after all."
"Alegbra huh? Are you capable of doing that?"
"Well, yeah. ...Sort of." Blue shrugs.
"What about you?" Benson asked Thomas, "What can you teach our students about?"
"Don't blow this one, Blue...." Blue gulped and he is sweating, "Uhh.... Mathematics? NO WAIT- Algebra! Intermediate Algebra. All students need advanced math after all."
"Alegbra huh? Are you capable of doing that?"
"Well, yeah. ...Sort of." Blue shrugs.
"What about you?" Benson asked Thomas, "What can you teach our students about?"
"Umm...I used to teach Biology at my old school."
He felt rather silly talking to the gumball machine.
He felt rather silly talking to the gumball machine.
"Biology? Dude, I like that stuff!" Blue commented.
"Finally! Somebody who knows how to teach people about biology!" Benson smiled, "We haven't got one since ever!"
"Is there something else you want to ask us?... like.. diplomas?" Blue show his college diploma to Benson.
"Something like that. Seems like you got it covered, Mr. Blue."
"This is great! I can finally get a job here!" Blue thought again.
"Finally! Somebody who knows how to teach people about biology!" Benson smiled, "We haven't got one since ever!"
"Is there something else you want to ask us?... like.. diplomas?" Blue show his college diploma to Benson.
"Something like that. Seems like you got it covered, Mr. Blue."
"This is great! I can finally get a job here!" Blue thought again.
"I have my teaching license if that'll suffice." He pulled out his liscence and showed it to Benson.
"Well, it seems like I made up my decision. Since you two folks have the importance of knowledge and willing to teach your students about your favorite subjects, I wish to say that... You're both hired!" Benson smiles widely, "Welcome to Tracgam University!"
"Oh god... I'm gonna... gonna faint... uhh..." Blue falls off from his chair and is now unconscious.
"Oh god... I'm gonna... gonna faint... uhh..." Blue falls off from his chair and is now unconscious.
Junko appears behind Benson, scaring him with her sudden appearance.
"Oi, bubblehead, I've come to join your putrid school."
"I hope your tiny brain can comprehend at having a Super Duper High School Level student on your campus."
"Oi, bubblehead, I've come to join your putrid school." "I hope your tiny brain can comprehend at having a Super Duper High School Level student on your campus."
"Don't startle me from behind next time! You almost broke my dome!" Benson yelled, then calms down, "Anyway, it seems like you're ready for your first semester, am I right?"
"Upupupu, you're right on the money!"Thomas looked on with awe "W-Where did that girl pull that teddy bear out."
"Hey, I'm not a teddy bear! I'm Monokuma!""O-Oh, sorry...." Thomas backed off.
"Uuurggh...." poor Blue is waking up and rubs his head, "Did I faint? I'm so sorry... I'll be going now."
Blue makes his exit as he is going to his own classroom. He needs to prepare anyway. Benson is getting annoyed at the girl and her teddy bear.
"That is one ugly stuffed animal you have there..." Benson is annoyed, "Look, do you want to study for the semester or not?!"
Blue makes his exit as he is going to his own classroom. He needs to prepare anyway. Benson is getting annoyed at the girl and her teddy bear.
"That is one ugly stuffed animal you have there..." Benson is annoyed, "Look, do you want to study for the semester or not?!"
The setting changes from Tracgam University to Class Hallway - Eagle
In the hallway, Blue makes his first stop and meets Professor Gutentaag, Pops, and Jurgen. They know Blue is a freshman teacher, so perhaps they will go easy on him.
"Oh, how cute. A blue stick figure is here." Jurgen chuckled, "What are you going to do, teach us how to use a skateboard? Mwah hah hah hah hah!"
"Now now, don't be mean~" Pops said to Jurgen and walk towrds Blue, "Greetings friend! You must be new here!"
"Thanks," Blue said, "Same to you, man!"
"We at Tracgam University always welcome new teachers to the family," Pops smiled, "As you can we, we are also setting up for the semester. And I feel that most of us are confident enough to give the students the benefits they deserve!"
"Blerggh... Stupid students... I bet there will be more of them this time." Gutentaag groaned.
"I agree." Jurgen sighed, "Professor, can I go now--"
"Heyoo~" Steve is there, pointing his bazooka at Jurgen.
"...Right... Nevermind." Jurgen pouts.
"Oh, how cute. A blue stick figure is here." Jurgen chuckled, "What are you going to do, teach us how to use a skateboard? Mwah hah hah hah hah!"
"Now now, don't be mean~" Pops said to Jurgen and walk towrds Blue, "Greetings friend! You must be new here!"
"Thanks," Blue said, "Same to you, man!"
"We at Tracgam University always welcome new teachers to the family," Pops smiled, "As you can we, we are also setting up for the semester. And I feel that most of us are confident enough to give the students the benefits they deserve!"
"Blerggh... Stupid students... I bet there will be more of them this time." Gutentaag groaned.
"I agree." Jurgen sighed, "Professor, can I go now--"
"Heyoo~" Steve is there, pointing his bazooka at Jurgen.
"...Right... Nevermind." Jurgen pouts.
"Oh... bad show..." Pops looks through the window about what's going on.
"Heyoo?" Steve tilts his head.
"Oh, great. What is going on now." Jurgen groaned.
"It's Theodore. He was run over by a red stick figure and broke his poor ribs." Pops sadly replied.
"RED DID WHAT?!!" Blue groaned, "GODDAMN IT! I'M GONNA KILL HIM!!!"
"Oh, too bad~ Because I didn't like the principal anyway. Muwahah hah hah hah~" Jurgen taunted.
"How am I going to pay my rent now?! My career is over!" Blue sobbed, "Oh god, why does it have to be me? For once, I don't want Red to fuck it up. But now he fucked it up."
"Don't worry, Blue. I'm sure everything will be just fine." Pops smiled. "It can't get any worse than that."
"It can't? Are you sure?" Blue looks up at Pops.
"Heyoo?" Steve tilts his head.
"Oh, great. What is going on now." Jurgen groaned.
"It's Theodore. He was run over by a red stick figure and broke his poor ribs." Pops sadly replied.
"RED DID WHAT?!!" Blue groaned, "GODDAMN IT! I'M GONNA KILL HIM!!!"
"Oh, too bad~ Because I didn't like the principal anyway. Muwahah hah hah hah~" Jurgen taunted.
"How am I going to pay my rent now?! My career is over!" Blue sobbed, "Oh god, why does it have to be me? For once, I don't want Red to fuck it up. But now he fucked it up."
"Don't worry, Blue. I'm sure everything will be just fine." Pops smiled. "It can't get any worse than that."
"It can't? Are you sure?" Blue looks up at Pops.
Layton (Room 5) heard the commotion outside...and saw that the school had been taken over. "What - ?! Who could have...?"
"AND I JUST STARTED WORKING FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!!!" Roger Dee screamed, "FOR ONCE, I WANT TO CHANGE MY LIFE, BUT NOW IT'S BEEN DENIED AGAIN! FIRST REVENGIANEGL:REAKLGMEAGPB:EAntbgkl;eab'gea Then he falls down, having a seizure once again. Not even him wants a change of life.
"THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, ALEXANDER VON KOOPA!!"
Roger screamed really loudly. Most of the teachers have no idea what's going on with him.
"Uh... you sure Theordore made the right decision?" Blue asked Pops.
"Oh, he is quite a unique specimen, don't you think?" Pops chuckled.
"No. He really needs to go. I do not like this new janitor. He is out of his flipping mind." Gutentaag groaned.
"Heyoo!" Steve points his bazooka at Roger.
"No no no, that would be too extreme unless... actually, i like you to do that if he does it again." Gutentaag laughed.
"Oh yes, I like his idea better." Jurgen laughed with giddiness."
"THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, ALEXANDER VON KOOPA!!"
Roger screamed really loudly. Most of the teachers have no idea what's going on with him.
"Uh... you sure Theordore made the right decision?" Blue asked Pops.
"Oh, he is quite a unique specimen, don't you think?" Pops chuckled.
"No. He really needs to go. I do not like this new janitor. He is out of his flipping mind." Gutentaag groaned.
"Heyoo!" Steve points his bazooka at Roger.
"No no no, that would be too extreme unless... actually, i like you to do that if he does it again." Gutentaag laughed.
"Oh yes, I like his idea better." Jurgen laughed with giddiness."
"Well, despite the hostile takeover, we have plenty of things to have in this lovely school!" Pops giggled, "So don't think about negative; think positive!"
"Okay, why not?" Blue shrugs.
Then Red licks the door open and approaches the teachers. "WHAZZAP, MOTHER FUCKERS!!!" he screamed with a smile on his face.
"Fuck this! I'm thinking negatively!" Blue grimfully said, then he grew angirly at Red, "RED, DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU'VE DONE?!!"
"The whatnow?"
"N-Now, gentlemen..." Pops does not tolerate violence well, "Please remain calm."
"You did this this!!" Jurgen growls while his fangs are showing, "You got us trapped with that 'new' principal!!"
"I WILL MAKE YOU EAT DIET PEPSI!!!" Roger foamed violently, "AND WILL FIND ALEX AND WILL MAKE YOU FUCK EACH OTHER EVERY GOAJLGM:RGFKEA:GMEKGLM"
"....Right. What he said." Gutentaag shrugs.
"Heyoo!" Steve flips the bird in front of Red.
"Hey, all I did was made the school more fun. Who needs math and shit like that when you got MASSIVE ANARCHY!!! Know what I'm sayin, guys?"
"I'M GOING TO DESTROY YOU...!!!" Blue wanted to strangle Red's neck.
"Oh man, this semester is gonna kick some ass!" Red floats away with excitement. Blue REALLY wants to kill Red, but Pops restrained Blue from killing him.
"I do not allow such violence in the school." Pops said, "But still, at least we have food."
"Oh... you're right." Blue groaned, "Thank god he's not gonna fuck up the food supply."
"Okay, why not?" Blue shrugs.
Then Red licks the door open and approaches the teachers. "WHAZZAP, MOTHER FUCKERS!!!" he screamed with a smile on his face.
"Fuck this! I'm thinking negatively!" Blue grimfully said, then he grew angirly at Red, "RED, DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU'VE DONE?!!"
"The whatnow?"
"N-Now, gentlemen..." Pops does not tolerate violence well, "Please remain calm."
"You did this this!!" Jurgen growls while his fangs are showing, "You got us trapped with that 'new' principal!!"
"I WILL MAKE YOU EAT DIET PEPSI!!!" Roger foamed violently, "AND WILL FIND ALEX AND WILL MAKE YOU FUCK EACH OTHER EVERY GOAJLGM:RGFKEA:GMEKGLM"
"....Right. What he said." Gutentaag shrugs.
"Heyoo!" Steve flips the bird in front of Red.
"Hey, all I did was made the school more fun. Who needs math and shit like that when you got MASSIVE ANARCHY!!! Know what I'm sayin, guys?"
"I'M GOING TO DESTROY YOU...!!!" Blue wanted to strangle Red's neck.
"Oh man, this semester is gonna kick some ass!" Red floats away with excitement. Blue REALLY wants to kill Red, but Pops restrained Blue from killing him.
"I do not allow such violence in the school." Pops said, "But still, at least we have food."
"Oh... you're right." Blue groaned, "Thank god he's not gonna fuck up the food supply."
Before Red could proceed, he was stopped by a hand on his shoulder by a very stern Layton. "Oh, I think not. Considering that we're held as prisoners, you're in grave danger as well."
"So??" Red chuckled.
"You're gonna get fucked." Blue replied.
"As if!" Red scoffed, "This is just like that one crappy boardgame."
"Clue?"
"No, Clue: The Family Guy Edition!"
"You're gonna get fucked." Blue replied.
"As if!" Red scoffed, "This is just like that one crappy boardgame."
"Clue?"
"No, Clue: The Family Guy Edition!"
"Come to think of it, I haven't seen Miss Enoshima around lately," Layton pondered. "While I normally don't judge a lady harshly, I fear I may have to make an exception in this case..."
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