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"Figures," said Colonel. "Carry one body around and people think you want theirs."
"Never mind that, dearie!" said Viv. "Fatum's little blessing won't last long for you - you'd better get on to finding that book! I can deal with these screaming hoodlums!"
Viv skips down the tunnel, humming a song to herself.
"Ladies first," said Colonel.
"It should be straight ahead," said Colonel. "For sneaky men these bandits didn't hide their true treasure very well."
"There you are," said Colonel, grabbing the book while keeping the Ork slung over his shoulder.
(I don't know...Should I really trust anyone with this b - wait, what's that?) She noticed the purple crystal next to it. Its shape definitely looks like part of Alex's Doomsday. (So that's the shard! Well, don't mind if I do.) She went up to this shard and quickly snatched it, hiding it under her scarf.
Colonel puts the Ork and book down and cracks his knuckles.
"It's nothing personal, my dear," said Colonel.
"You see," said Colonel. "We're rather low on troops. If the bandits come back and find out that we took something from them we'd have a battle on our hands we can't afford. We need to leave someone behind to take the blame."
"What...What are you planning to do with that book...?!"
"WAIT!" came Viv's voice from down the hall.
Viv rushed into the chamber.
"Dear," said Viv. "I got you the green one so we could AVOID this unpleasant situation!"
"Beg your pardon?" asked Colonel.
"One of these sleepy little fellows... without any evidence that I made them sleepy, of course," said Viv. "Would be a PERFECT scapegoat!"
"But the plan was-" began Colonel.
"I ALTERED the plan!" said Viv. "This is why I'm the brains of the operation!"
Viv walks over to Camilia and pulls out a strange potion.
"This'll make you feel better," said Viv. "If you want it."
"...Okay, I...I'll take it..."
"You shouldn't feel much of anything right now" said the distorted voice of Viv. "Sannish tends to do that. But the pain should be gone by now!"
SWORD GET!
"Welcome back," said Fatum. "I trust there were no problems along the way?"
"None we couldn't overcome," said Colonel. "I got your book."
Colonel pulled out the book and looked ready to toss it over.
"NO!" shouted Fatum. "Do not damage the Dark Prognosticus! Who knows what would happen if you did?"
Colonel just brought the book over to Fatum and gently laid it down.
"Camilia," said Fatum. "You've done well, my dear. I would tell you where your piece was as a reward, but you already know where it is, don't you?"
"U-h...w-h-a...? W-a-s t-h-e-r-e s-o-m-e-t-h-i-n-g I m-i-s-s-e-d...?"
Fatum opens the book, revealing all sorts of runes that look like gobbledygook to the untrained eye. Colonel and Viv run over to Fatum and look at it.
"... I can't read in this state!" said Viv. "My bad!"
"I can't read this, period," said Colonel. "What do those runes even say?"
Fatum chuckles lightly before bursting into full-on laughter - more full of loathing than mirth.
"Master?" asked Colonel.
"These are not the runes detailing the end of the world," said Fatum. "These are pictures of happy cats! The book is a fake!"
Colonel cracks his knuckles again.
"So..." said Colonel. "Your little dragon friend led us to the wrong book?"
"Don't be absurd!" said Fatum. "Look at her! She's barely aware of what's in front of her face - how could she have known the book was fake? She didn't even know what the book was until now!"
Fatum collects himself.
"I apologize for wasting your time, my dear," said Fatum. "If there is anything I can do to make it up to you, anything at all, name it."
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