Setting
This burg is the nearest to Harmonia. Good thing, too, since this means local hero Mario is close enough to the castle in case of an emergency. A few shops exist here, selling various unusual items that can help in self-defense. There's also a train station for transport across the Dream Valley region.
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Meadowlands.
"Magic? That wasn't magic!" said Thurston. "That was all me, baby!"
Thurston appears in front of Luigi, swishing his tail back and forth.
"Don't blame me for you not having a tail," chided Thurston. "If you did, maybe you could jump as high as I can!"
Thurston appears in front of Luigi, swishing his tail back and forth.
"Don't blame me for you not having a tail," chided Thurston. "If you did, maybe you could jump as high as I can!"
"Whatever! You're just trying to make me mad."
Luigi jumps down from the tree and walks away. He's really starting to hate Mr. Thurston than usual.
Luigi jumps down from the tree and walks away. He's really starting to hate Mr. Thurston than usual.
"Anger, anger, anger, that's all that can come from you, isn't it?" taunted Thurston. "You claim that you're the best around after demanding people leave you alone, and can't possibly accept that people are better than you... such envy lies in your heart, and you're letting it just fester!"
Thurston chuckles.
"But if you REALLY want to be the best, and not just blame others for your shortcomings," said Thurston. "Give me a call..."
Laughing, Thurston vanishes into thin air.
Thurston chuckles.
"But if you REALLY want to be the best, and not just blame others for your shortcomings," said Thurston. "Give me a call..."
Laughing, Thurston vanishes into thin air.
"Aww mamma mia..." Luigi sighed, "I really don't like him... Was he trying to make me lose my self-confidence...? It looks like it..."
"Tee hee hee hee! Do not listen to the SHITHEAD, for he wanted to bully you for his own FUCKING fun~"
Then came Lord Tourettes, the singing bard who witnessed poor Luigi's dilemma. Luigi doesn't like how Lord Tourettes talk.
"But enough of that BULLSHIT, there is trouble afoot! The fabled pink BITCH is in need of your assistance!" Lord Tourettes informed Luigi.
"Princess Peach?" Luigi tilts.
"Tah hee hee hee hee~ No, silly green man. Princess BubbleCUNT! She is once again held hostage by the OLD FAG Ice King."
"B-B-But... what can I do? I never fought him before..."
"Fear not! For your journey to self-recognition had just begun!"
"What if somebody is there before me?" Luigi asked, "Wouldn't that matter?"
"One little task wouldn't hurt~ Once you rescue the princess, she will gladly RAPE YOU IN THE ASS AND RIP OFF YOUR COCK AND SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR THROAT!!!" Despite his tourettes syndrome moment, he plays a little tune. Luigi isn't too comfortable about it, but if he wants to be known like his brother Mario, then he must do it. For that, Luigi leaves city and makes his way to Peppermint Palace. Lord Tourettes will accompany Luigi along the way.
"Tee hee hee hee! Do not listen to the SHITHEAD, for he wanted to bully you for his own FUCKING fun~"
Then came Lord Tourettes, the singing bard who witnessed poor Luigi's dilemma. Luigi doesn't like how Lord Tourettes talk.
"But enough of that BULLSHIT, there is trouble afoot! The fabled pink BITCH is in need of your assistance!" Lord Tourettes informed Luigi.
"Princess Peach?" Luigi tilts.
"Tah hee hee hee hee~ No, silly green man. Princess BubbleCUNT! She is once again held hostage by the OLD FAG Ice King."
"B-B-But... what can I do? I never fought him before..."
"Fear not! For your journey to self-recognition had just begun!"
"What if somebody is there before me?" Luigi asked, "Wouldn't that matter?"
"One little task wouldn't hurt~ Once you rescue the princess, she will gladly RAPE YOU IN THE ASS AND RIP OFF YOUR COCK AND SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR THROAT!!!" Despite his tourettes syndrome moment, he plays a little tune. Luigi isn't too comfortable about it, but if he wants to be known like his brother Mario, then he must do it. For that, Luigi leaves city and makes his way to Peppermint Palace. Lord Tourettes will accompany Luigi along the way.
Luigi returns home and is going to the Mario Bros. house. Apparently he is not too happy about his day. First he was mocked at and now he wasted his time with Lord Tourettes. He deserved better than this.
"Ah, the younger Mario brother." says a voice from behind Luigi. "Unable to rise up from his brother's shadow, and therefore unable to grasp the glory that should be his."
If Luigi turns around, he should see a man in a blue-and-white suit leaning against a tree, bionic eyes staring right at him.
If Luigi turns around, he should see a man in a blue-and-white suit leaning against a tree, bionic eyes staring right at him.
"AAAAAHH!!!" Luigi got a bit of a jumpscare from a stranger, "Who are you and why did you follow me?!"
"Yes, Luigi. Help you. I've already taken the liberty of setting up an exercise for you to complete."
"Oh, it's quite simple. I have just planted several bombs across the city, and you must find and disarm them all before they detonate. Here, you'll need this."
Shatter tosses a map to Luigi.
Shatter tosses a map to Luigi.
"Don't worry, as long as you use the map, you should be able to find all of them." replies Shatter. "You have thirty minutes. Good luck, Luigi."
"Oh no- oh no- oh no--!!!!!" Luigi starts to panic and rushes out of the house. He checks the map while running nervously, "The town will explode if I don't hurry up...!"
There are several red dots on the map, each presumably representing a bomb. The closest to Luigi is at a nearby park.
Luigi arrives at the park. A couple of Toad villagers are moseying along and unaware that there is a bomb present.
Luigi has an idea.
"Hey, can you dig anywhere? Please?" Luigi requests the dog, even though it may sound silly talking to it.
"Hey, can you dig anywhere? Please?" Luigi requests the dog, even though it may sound silly talking to it.
The dog continues to stare, not understanding Luigi. It does suddenly perk up and look over at a nearby tree, though...