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All the way on the other side of the park, Anya leaned against a tree, sighing. Her brothers were crazy, ESPECIALLY Nikolai. That one wanted to marry her. He was really cute, and she loved him, yes, but not in that way. She had no idea how she'd tell him off.
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Ashuraman was jogging in a Track Suit, with a six sleeved jacket. he lifted the sleeves of his three left arms to check three different watches that gave the time for New York, Japan, and India, as he dashed off.
"KA~ haaaa O_O~KAKAKAKA~!!" He laughed evilly, the 'haaaa' signalling the shortness of breath.
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"Hey, chump, spar with me?" she asked, walking up to him.
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"And Contend with my Maelstrom power?" He answered in his british accent. "I think not, miss. You seem far too good to duel in a match of wrestling. Unless you don't mind caressing these muscles?"
He then lifted the shirt under his coat to show off a bit of his six pack.
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Kevin grabbed Bra by the wrists, and spun her around before hooking his legs around hers.
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"Move a Single muscle and I can rip yer arms off." Warned Kevin. "Glad to know you can support my weight. Makes the technique useful."
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Pan put down her doujin and walked over there. "Hmph, must suck. Too bad your daddy isn't here to save you."
"Well, guess what, neither is yours! So go the fuck away before you get wrapped up in this, too."
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"You clearly have no technique, that would be the bugger, Ma'm. Allow me to show you what proper form can do!"
Kevin proceeded to toss Bra into the air where he wrapped his thighs around her neck and grabbed a wrist and ankle, preparing to drive Bra's head into the ground.
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"BIG BEN CRASH!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUKPBNbzPd4
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Leaping back once the move was done, the success depending on Bra's current condition once the smoke cleared, Kevin turned his head to Pan, and gave her a stern look in the eye of respect.
"You seem more open, and strong: Interested in learning some wrestling moves? I'm afraid your friend couldn't take the heat of my attack, let alone my maelstrom power. But I feel a kind of regal strength in you: the kind you've earned through hard work."
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"Who Dares Attack the mighty Akuma Choujin, Ashuraman?!" He boomed, climbing onto his feet.
Then he saw the orb. He proceeded to walk over, and prepare to kick it.
"Stupid kids and their stupid games…" He grumbled, thinking it was just some really large ball for a strange sport of some kind. I mean, Ashuraman has known demons, aliens, etc. So many cultures...
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Then 'she' (Ashuraman sure as hell couldn't call this thing a 'he' or an 'it.') began to speak about how there was something going on, and her apparent lack of limbs, as he picked up the steel ball with two of his arms and held her against his stomach, which had a fine six-pack on it, much like Kevin Mask's, though it was covered by the track jacket.
"So, what the hell are you, anyways?" Asked Ashuraman. "I can tell a Fine Young Lady such as yourself must catch the eye of every man that see's you?" he added, speaking sarcastically.
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"I am the Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System, GLaDOS for short, as per your other comment I actually haven't been out of the facility in a long long time. I would still be there now if it weren't for a mishap involving distortion of the laws of space. By the way is it common here for people to leap into the air screaming BIG BEN CRASH and then come crashing down on top of another person causing a crater to form in the ground, or did I just witness a rare event?" said GLaDOS looking up at Ashuraman.
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"Depends which place you're from: We Choujin do that all the time, 'cept we do all different moves."
He carried over the machine thing in his arms before setting it down, and walking over to an unsuspecting Kevin Mask and forcing him into a hold.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvZKQ5r4 ... re=related
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"KA~KAKAKAKA~!!" Laughed Ashuraman, dusting his hands off, and picking up GLaDOS with two of his left arms again.
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GLaDOS laughed delightedly as the six-armed being simply walked over to Kevin Mask and preformed a move which may very well have broken all of his appendages, and perhaps even his back and pelvis, simultaneously. Even she had to admit that that was fairly impressive.
"Well done." she congratulated with enthusiasm. A clapping sound could then be heard coming from the AI. "Slow clap processor." she explained. "Before I forget," she turned to the masked wrestler, "are you Still Alive?" GLaDOS asked this not in a tone of concern or sympathy but a tone of simple scientific curiosity.
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"A-are you okay?!?"
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"Ashuraman, you old bastard!" Barked Kevin Mask. "How Dare you sneak attack me! I have the right to break you and that stupid machine!"
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The AI glared at Kevin Mask so fiercely that, had he been a lesser being, he would have simply dropped dead on the spot.
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Ashuraman laughed. "Hah! Even that bucket of bolts Warsman could put up a better fight than this tin can."