"Well excuse US. Excuse us, for not being the angsty characters from some two-bit novel or film. EXCUSE US PLEASE, if we're not the privileged attractive young people everyone else wants to be, and we sincerely apologize for not having any dramatic backstories. Some of us had it real rough in the origin department, and all you're doing is throwing salt in the wound. So EXCUSE US if we don't come off as being the beautiful people you wanted to look at."

"We love getting into trouble, we have pets and bills to pay with the money we steal-- And we watch all the same TV and use the same internet. Don't get us wrong: We may not be the top dogs of villainy, but we'd rather not be. Those guys are assholes."

"We're not out to physically annihilate the world or enslave it, or any of that stuff given the fact we live in houses and need to buy groceries now and then too. But if there's anything we are doing, we're destroying your lame society one day at a time with crime. "

"Oh, and we hate you. Please die."

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EPISODE 1: Revenge is the word.

The Destroyers have just come together, and haven't even performed their first major heist or any kind of crime, really. But one of their members has been betrayed by a former ally of theirs who had been working for the Mafia. Word on the street says the traitor is attending a big party in honor of the Don's daughter getting married. But this party's about to see some utter destruction as the Destroyers gear up to crash the party, and steal whatever they can get their hands on without getting shot!

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