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Hal

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a character in “The Multiverse”, originally authored by Dark Star, as played by Klein

Description

Everything has a purpose, even if you have brought yourself to believe otherwise.

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Nogitsune


The Nogitsune was a Species of Yokai Fox that had been spawned or 'born' from the Shadow that Inari had tossed aside and eventually gained its own existence. Her first born would be the first recorded 'Black Furred Fox' in History, though gaining the remainder of her children a good portion of 'infamy' do to the horrid things he would do, one of them seems to be the devouring of Children and the defilement of the dead. The Nogitsune where known as the 'Void Fox' to represent a lack of Element or 'Presence' much like their Mother.. making them the mirrored opposites of the Silver\White Furred Foxes who seemed to represent 'Divinity', 'Purity' and every 'Color Spectrum'. Its also why Nogitsune seem to manipulate Shadows and Human Desire. Hal

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Ambigious or Uncertain, however it Truly or Generally Portrays itself as Female though it often takes on a Male Guise or Form.

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Pansexual/No Preference
Being an Ambiguous Spirit it really doesn't care toward WHAT gender another is so long as they have an agreeable personality, however for a creature as Malicious as Hal finding someone is very unlikely.[/b][/u] Tastes.[/color]


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Unknown
'Hal' or what the Creature calls itself presentlys own Age is Unknown simply do to having existed for so many Generations that its stopped keeping track or counting.

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Varies
Being a Natural Shapeshifter the Creature or Nogitsune can change its Height at whim.

{:Weight:}
Varies
Same as the Height, this can vary depending on the desire of the Nogitsune's desire.

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Spiritual March
The Realm or Afterlife in which all Yokai reside or return to when their time has come. It seems to drastically change depending on who the current Yokai Chief or 'King/Queen' is, reflecting their deepest desires and affecting those who inhabit it either for better or for worse.[/color]

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Black Suit/Overcoat
A Formal Suit or Overcoat with a stripped gray and white tie, underneath is generally a white T-Shirt to go well or match the Overcoat in question. These generally posses now ability on their own and are simple clothes or attire worn by the Kumiho.
Black Dress Pants
A Formal set of Dress Pants in the coloration of black, they like the overcoat and white Tee have no inept ability and are a simple article of clothing.
Black Dress Shoes
A Formal set of Black Dress Shoes or Loafers, like the Overcoat, Tie, and Pants they posses no inept ability and are a simple article of clothing.
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Cloak of Shadow
A Cloak that had been created by its ability to manipulate its own energies. This cloak is generally cast over its own body or form, offering a layer of protection from all forms of Physical Damage and works as some manner of interchanging yet weightless armor. The Cloak can mimic clothing in appearance, this is used for when the Creatures actual attire happens to be damaged or its desiring a change in attire without having to fetch any new clothing. (The Name is entirely cheesy I know, I couldn't think of anything else)
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Cloak of Shadow- Shift Mode
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Shadow Razor
A Blade or 'Razor' made from the Kumiho's own Energies. (Not Magic) The Blade or Razor is generally simplistic in shape, and extends from its hands or form- used to cut, stab or pierce enemies or objects that they are used against. (I know the name is also Cheesy and the description is vague but my muse is currently somewhat dwindling)
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Shadow Razor- Shift Mode
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Shadow Razor
A Blade or 'Razor' made from the Kumiho's own Energies. (Not Magic) The Blade or Razor is generally simplistic in shape, and extends from its hands or form- used to cut, stab or pierce enemies or objects that they are used against. (I know the name is also Cheesy and the description is vague but my muse is currently somewhat dwindling)
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Shadow Razor- Shift Mode

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I am nothing more then a 'shadow', the disdain of a God given form.


The Shadow known as 'Hal is one with quite the in depth past, starting from her initial creation to her eventual gaining of 'humanity'. She was originally part of the Kami Inari, a side that the Deity did not desire to exist.. the disdain she had possessed for Humanity do to their violent ways and the rage that threatened to consume her. The Goddess had attempt to erase this part of her many times with limited to no success, so eventually she split this 'darker' side of existence from her being and proceeded to toss it into the worlds ocean.

Eventually the part of Inari that was tossed aside would become its own existence of a 'shadow' of the Goddess, the aspects or dark desires that threatened to corrupt her gaining a life of its own. The Shadow would rise from the Worlds Ocean and act upon the desires that made up its being, the Goddess however would seek out Heroes whom would slay this 'Evil Entity' before it could reign destruction upon mankind.
However it seems they where unable to 'slay' the existence that had been created as a result of the Goddess tossing aside part of her own self, and its power continued to grow the longer it remained in existence or 'alive'. So the Heroes where forced to seal it away, hoping someone further down the line would eventually find a means to defeat it.. seeing not even those chosen by the Goddess Inari where unable to slay the beast though they did defeat it.

This 'Cycle' would seem to continue for decades, if not generations.. each 'Great Battle' between it and the select 'Heroes' would eventually end in them like their predecessors sealing the Creature away once again. However with each time she was sealed the existence seemed to gain a sense of 'being' or 'humanity'. Seeing as it remained within the seal it was forced to 'watch' over Humanity and wait until the seal that held it finally wore down and the creature could free itself once more.

Upon the Beast being freed once more it didn't enact on the initial destruction it had in the past but attempted to 'reason' with the current Heroes, which had failed with a first attempt and forced to being to use its accumulated knowledge to deceive one of the Five and have them turn against the others, of course this resulted in the being achieving Victory and the 'supposed' damnation of Man that would follow.
However the Creature did not seek after the destruction of Man but rather 'rewarded' the Betrayer Handsomely, even claiming them as its 'Husband' or 'Mate' and starting the Nogitsune Line. After all 'Inari' was the 'Mother' of all Celestial Fox, if not Kitsune in general.. the Patron Deity of Fox Yokai.

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Goodness it seemed the weather was slowly but surely growing more and more bipolar as Winter drew nearer, from the sudden downpours to blizzards that resulted in people being unable to move about as easily. However it seemed this Man or Patron came prepared..albeit he had an umbrella as to protect himself from the water that was falling from the sky outside in droves, though.

Upon opening the Pubs reinforced door the Man would seem to slowly but surely close the stark black umbrella before abruptly moving to hang it on the coat rack that was perched beside the entrance. Moving to dust the water droplets that had fallen onto his black suits shoulders. [quote]Goodness this weather is quite..unfavorable. I would personally like a little bit of sunshine for once. Oh well.[quote] The Man would sigh before moving towards the Counter. His outfit was a black set of dress pants, suit or overcoat, white dress shirt underneath, a black and gray stripped tie..and well a set of black dress shoes!

His black locks seeming to be sleeked back while a pair of thin rimmed spectacles seemed to be perched on the end of his nose..anyhow..to the Counter the Man went, of course he was here like anyone else to perhaps order something to drink and find some manner of conversation, though the writer apologizes as hes horridly rusty.

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Ah. That was much better. Even though he had been sitting in an Office Chair all day it seemed it didn't compare to sitting on a stool, maybe its simply because he could actually relax for once rather then constantly dealing with the stress of ruining a business..paper work was amongst the many other things one had to deal with.

However upon the Holographic Menu appearing he would punch in an order for Ashwagandha Tea..seeing he wasn't certain to if a Live Bartender was present or not..if one was, well they could brew him the Tea instead of some drab machine. However it seemed he had gained the attention of a Girl or the one named Addison..the Male would seem to raise a brow before offering a small manner of nod.

Well it was only customary or polite to comply to someones...odd yet friendly gesture..even if the meaning behind it was unknown. Well goodness, that was..well not entirely odd but it was out of nowhere now. The Man would chuckle momentarily before recomposing himself..after all he had to leave an excellent impression on those around him, so he can seem more of a likeable Guy then what he actually is. Though it did seem someone was composing some manner of..Diary..? Mental or something along the lines of that..anyhow.
Goodness this place seems more empty then I remember it. I've always heard it was bustling with Goons and Thugs..but it seems it has a few decent folk present.
The Man merely spoke with himself, or to anyone who was listening.

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Well now. It seemed that Addison had been openly staring at the Man or Hal now! Or maybe it was some other manner of 'Elegantly Dressed' Man, though it seemed doubtful seeing such attire wasn't a common choice by most Bar goers. Anyhow it seemed the Man would raise a brow now, him tilting his head to the right as he awaited his order from earlier..after all he really wished to have some of that Tea at the moment.

Though it seemed upon finally growing flustered she looked away though her staring had been clearly noticed.
Excuse me. But is something the matter Miss..? You know its somewhat rude to stare. Do you have some manner of question or request?
Well he was rather forward it seemed, being forward always seemed to get things across much easier..or something they made situations so much worse. Though it seemed- well that comply was somewhat humorous..it even made Hal chuckle slightly..though the writer was finding his brain being a bit on the slow end.

The setting changes from Gambit's Bar to The Library

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Ah. The Dusty Library, or well to be more accurate the Dusty Old Library. Such a place just didn't have a Monks Skeleton laying around for decor after all, though perhaps the 'Owners' had such in mind- though from how unkempt it was..well clearly they weren't very good at taking care of something they own, then again perhaps the Skeletal remains where of the owner. Though one could make jokes about how good the book must have been to have died reading it, either way.

It seemed the place was seemingly empty, aside from Rats which where scurrying about and maybe a few dozen Spiders in every single corner or behind various books. However this emptiness would not last, albeit resulting in the appearance of 'Four Mysterious Girls', the creaking of the large oaken doors breaking the still that had once loitered this abolished Librium and now filling it with a new form of 'energy'.

However after this, well aside from them being left to their own devices, one removing some manner of E-reader..another appearing be rather bored while the final was actually searching and picking out books hoping one could prove useful to the group! Though one couldn't forget the other who was sitting down.

However with that aside, with their presence came the presence of another, albeit the Doors seeming to suddenly be flung open, despite their size and weight ratio. The sound of their hinges grinding as they slammed into either side of the wall or bookshelves on either side of the doorway being a louder yet temporary sound that would briefly swallow the inside of this Librium. The figure of a Woman clad in what appeared to black business apparel would slowly walk in briefly after, hands clasped idly as an idle tune would be hummed from her person. Though it seemed she would pause, glancing back at the doors which didn't seem to close.
Well. Sometimes I forget my own strength. Oh well.

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Paused. It would seem that another had followed in behind Hal or rather the one named LeAnn. Though Hal wouldn't seem to say anything in return however. Though she did seem to chuckle or offer some manner of bemused grin only to pause as it seemed someone demanded for her to close the Doors, beginning with that somewhat cheesy and expected line toward those who where...less then civil.
Sadly I wasn't born in no manner of Barn. But do you mind keeping your tone down this is a library after all. I'm rather certain Old Bones over there wouldn't like you shouting in his library. However I would also note the doors don't seem like they'll be closing anytime soon.

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Blinked, well surely shutting the Doors wouldn't- well to be honest now they looked better open, albeit the hinges where on their last leg while it seemed the shelves on either side of the doors had been thoroughly smashed and bits of wood from the shelves embedded themselves into the thick doors. What made matters odd was the fact that one of the four had 'randomly' pecked the Creature on the cheek.
Alright then. I'm not go-
And then it seemed the doors would simply fall forward with a limbering creek and..well crash.
And now the doors are on the ground. Maybe they'll open up to some 'secret' basement. Anyhow. It seems I'm wasting valuable Tea Time...goodness, shouldn't you 'girls' be at some College flirting with the Boys..?
Of course Hal was poking 'fun' at them, they didn't seem to fit this scenery, rather their vibe seemed to utterly clash with it..the Skeleton of the Dead Monk worked better.

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These four where surely odd, honestly they really didn't seem to fit in such a scene. Then again neither did Hal, though with that 'dark' attire..it did help the Creature 'blend' in better then she did now. Though it seemed- well honestly Hal would simply shake her head slowly, goodness they acted like children- which was charming honestly..it showed they where 'relaxed' or comfortable with their surrounding.
Study. Well what are you studying exactly..? Mind me asking? Seeing I'm rather bored.
Though it seemed a brow would be raised now- though upon that comment..all it took was a momentary blink and well in her place would be the very same Skeleton of said Monk..except the Skeleton of the Monk wouldn't be in the Chair no longer.
My dear whatever are you talking about. I'm quite certain its you girls and talking skeleton.

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Well it seemed Ryoku found amusement in the whole Skeleton ideal.
Again you say..? Alright then, I have nothing better to do anyhow. I would prefer to drink my tea however.
Yes, if it amused the Girl it would suffice to do something that could pass the time for now.
I see what you did there.
Though it seemed some manner of, well yes grotesque creature that resembles a mutilated and mutated squid would be in the Skeleton's place..yes a mutilated and mutated squid.
Sadly I really have no interest, I prefer Tea.
Yea, Tea over any manner of relationship honestly.

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Well now. Certainly Hal wasn't interested in the whole mutual feelings sort of deal, rather the Squid would seem to vanish leaving the Woman from before, albeit her arms seemed to be crossed idly as the one named..well Kasumi cut Ryoku off and instead walked over to Hal and seemed to speak now.
Kasumi..? Explain to me who this 'someone' is. I'm still quite..curious. After all this Library does posses a quite bit of information on things such as Demonology. Also you can call me Hal.

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Would proceed to- well laugh, really the whole deal of endangering her was utterly amusing, rather in the Creatures opinion she was putting them in the supposed zone of danger.
Really now? I highly doubt that. I honestly think its actually the other way around. Though Fear not, I'm never in any real danger as not much honestly posses much of a threat to me.
She would however pause for a second, glancing over towards the one named Kasumi.
Eh...? Then why don't you tell me, I'm rather bored and I need something mildly entertaining. Listening to Business babel gets very tasteless fast.
or 'Business' Speak, Contracts, Conquering other Companies, newer products, the workers pays..all dreadfully boring and dull.

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Goodness Goodness. It had been some time previous to the last visit he had hasn't it? Though then the place was under siege by some disgruntled Military Faction which resulted in Him being unable to get any manner of Tea from the 'Nice' Bartender who totally wasn't going to spit in his wonderful beverage for having his lack of intelligence pointed out. Though Hal would claim in his defense that the Man shouldn't be working Bartender if he couldn't do his job properly, heavens when one asks for a specific drink they expect to get it..not some cheap alternate or faint hope of a Bad Bartender expecting Hal to not notice the difference from Tea in a baggy and the specific kind he had requested.

Anyhow. The Tall, 'Shadow' of a Man would proceed to enter, black Suit with a matching black tie seeming to cling closely or snugly to his form- hair the same somewhat lackluster color, hands possessing what appeared to be white gloves, and arms neatly tucked or folder as this black dress shoes tapped against the floor upon his initial entrance.
I do say. This place looks SO much better when its not being torn apart by Gunfire.

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Waggled a brow, those devilish burgundy hues seeming to fall upon the 'Child' or what he deemed 'Mouse' of the current group of four, excluding himself. A small manner of grin or bemused smirk tugging at the corners of his lips. However his slow, yet somewhat well placed steps would continue, his destination was still going to be the Counter..he really desired some Tea at the very moment.
What a...lovely group we have here today. Though I do say, the air seems QUITE tense. Maybe something a bit more festive would lighten the mood up hm..?
Though the Man would seem to unfold his arms, gloved hands clapping together twice..and well it seemed the radio, one neatly tucked behind the Counter would begin to play 'Jingle Bells'.

However the lanky Man would simply assume his seat upon a stool, mind you after placing a cloth from his right pocket down upon it.
Now if there is any manner of Tender present. I request some Ashwagandha Tea. And please don't try using the whole Tea Bag in hot Water, I can tell the difference.
A Sigh would follow, those burgundy hues would fall upon this particular Woman for just a brief moment, brow inclining before his attention drifted back towards the child named Shera.. for now the 'Mouses' temporary fear of his presence or appearance would suffice. The Woman however would remain within sigh, you always had to keep every other person accounted for..as they could prove to be...well worth interest.

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Turning it off? That seemed very unlikely. The damned thing practically had a mind of its own, rather it would simply continue to play that blasted music regardless.
Touched the Radio? I assure you 'Sir' that no one had 'touched' it, the thing simply began playing music all on its own.
Tis true, all Hal did was simply clap his gloved hands together, and then Music began to play..there was no proof of anyone having touched it..even if one checked the recordings on camera.
Oh..? Make it myself now..? I'm certain that's not my Job. Seeing as mine involves running a Business and make pocket fulls of money..then again I'd kill for my job to be THAT simple. Anyhow I'll trust you to do at-least a decent job, its not hard..just use the correct brand that stored in one of those little lovely pots you people have.
Or so he assumed they had them. The Tea 'Kettle' or Tea Parlor had them, little glass pots which each held a different type of Tea Brew...all they had to do was add it to hot water, maybe a bit of milk and all was fine.
It always seems this place offers the most improper Customer Service.
However he did muse, those hues falling upon the 'Child' or 'Mouse' for just a brief moment.

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Poor Radio, all it wanted to do was lighten the mood and it seemed it got stowed away in the back room! Then again seeing the Mans agitated did amuse Hal only slightly.
Now Now. No need to get snippy. I'm sure your mother taught you better, or maybe your father.
He would seem to offer in a calm..casual tone, remaining mature and well the good citizen.

Repair Guy..? Technically if you work here, and the place is understaffed they'd expect you to work as a 'Temporary' Bartender correct? Or that's how most other places tend to run their businesses. Though I'm certain they also pay you extra for doing a job that isn't the one you signed up for.
He certainly payed his workers when they did, he was a..very 'decent' Boss, but again business was business.

Ah thank you. So long as it doesn't taste like dish water and cures my migraine I'll be fine. Also that's actually impossible. Those sort of things happen just about everywhere on this forsaken planet. Good for business, bad for trying to find a decent place to hunker down at. I'm certain the local Convenient Store has it just as bad as this place.
Actually it did, amusing stories really..the stupidest and most unrealistic things often happened there.

However the Man would glance back towards the 'Child', what appearing to be some manner of black 'snake' would proceed to slither from between a crack in the floor, though the Mans attention adverted away..the Creature would seem to 'eye' the Child, oh how it was amusing to strike fear into others.

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Raised a brow. Hal felt somewhat inclined to speak about it now, it seemed like a 'touchy' topic.
Hm. Alright, you should of forewarned however. You can't expect a 'random stranger' to know what had happened to your Parents now.
He would offer in comply, seeming to glance down at the Tea that sat before him.
Well now. You'll need to consider working on that. You don't need to really be a people person, all you need to do is fake yourself in-front of them, you'll get allot further in life that way.
He offered as advice, goodness Hal did it ALL the time.

If its Ashwagandha then it should cure my Migraine. Its what my Husband had introduced me some time back. It works wonders.
The Man would offer in comply, lifting the cup as so he could cool the contents.
Try watching the News or checking the Holo Menus. They keep people rather up to date on what happens. I find Random Dragon attacking Drug Stores somewhat funny.
There reasons..even funnier.

Though he would seem to attempt at sipping the contents, a faint hope of it not tasting like dish water..well present. Though loud musing, its not like he couldn't over hear it..the Child and Boy seemed to have vanished, leaving the Mute Girl and that..Strange Horned Creature.
Try blaming those who thrash them everyday. My Husband always talks about how angry idiots always vent upon expensive machinery and how he's forced to fix them.

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Brow rose, maybe even waggled slightly. It seemed we had a 'Feathery 'Friend'' present, albeit pun towards the Wings. Albeit one who's presence was quite respectable, or even recognizable. However Hal would make a jest tip of the hat movement towards this Creature..seeing he lacked a hat it was merely a jest movement.

Well its generally because people are mentally incapable of holding a decent conversation for more then five seconds. I tend to always involve ones parents when it comes to conversations, after all they are generally what help shape one into the very being they are today.
Well this was true, without parents one couldn't be born/created or taught right from wrong.

Quite. There isn't a moment when he isn't boasting about that over sized sponge in his head.
The Man chuckled now, pausing as he seemed to place the Cup back upon the Counter.
Well..actually I can't say..use the Radio as it seems to have a mind of its own..however if you heard the reason to why it happened, you'd surely be on the floor..laughing?
Or the literal of that term kids tend to use along with the shorter laughing our loud.

However. Hal would raise hands in the whole jest of 'looks like we had a bad ass'. Yes Hal does random references at times.
Oh Goodness. I'm practically trembling in my metaphorical boots. However after some conversing with this lovely Repair Man here..I've come to an understanding that expecting respect is very unlikely. But I do agree on the Job part, and yet they are repeatedly abused because apparently there is still no form of law considering them to be a Denizen of this World. When clearly there's already Machines with the ability to think freely and artificial replacements for those who need a new body.
The Last bit was towards Varius, seeing Hal wanted to answer what he had said.

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Would idly lift the Tea Cup up once more, sipping from its contents as he glanced at Varius.
Well that's certainly a good thing. Though I might have trouble earning it do to..according to my Husband..overly sadistic and crude Nature. Then again my sadism and his ego are the reason we get along so well.
He would however pause again, sipping from the contents before glancing at the one named Selene.

Someone with Guts...? Well I'm certain that everyone..aside from our little Machine Bartender have Guts..or insides. Also I'm rather certain the Cretins of Hell prefer a Bar with mangled humans trapped inside cages and with..things dangling around.
Poking fun at how most base hell, well yes seeing it was about torture and suffering..anyhow.
I meant why the Dragon did what it did to a Drug Store..really it had to do with an Elf telling him to go fuck himself..and him not wanting to pay a quarter for a Magazine.
Though he would pause for a moment, placing the Cup down.

I'd try your luck when the place if a bit busier. Though you do sound like one of those advertisement for Colleges who intend to really suck out the person falling for its money.
That and he was certain he couldn't possibly get any smarter then he was now, to be honest he was quite proud of his large brain..age does bring quite a bit of wisdom.

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Would proceed to laugh, well generally at or 'with' Selene. More so of at really.
Or maybe you should try researching a Drink more before purchasing it. Also by secrets, well I'd rather say because a rather cheesy yet crude pun came to mind.
Though he would pause for a moment, glancing toward Varius with a brow raised now.
Indeed it is. The Girl made it even funnier by exclaiming in comply to the Reporters question. 'Look bitches, I'm on the news.'
Though Hal would pause for a moment.

Why would I try to match my wits..? It would be pointless to boggle myself down as so I can be on the same level as yourself my Dear. Also on towards how 'Classy' Hell is, if you consider mangling bodies with their insides hanging out as a Scorpion Stinger shoved in their rectum classy then by my guest. Goodness I should really get more of this Tea!
To be honest Hal cared more for this Tea then she did towards the conversation.

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Raised a brow now, Hal still seemed more focused on his Tea then he did the conversation.
And by 'Him', do you mean some 'Demon' you are familiar with..? Truth be told, I've met countless creatures before..both of a Demonic and the Celtic plane.
He would seem to offer in comply, blinking before glancing towards the one named Varius.
Surely you don't mean me now? I'd prefer myself as someone who doesn't want any manner of attention.
Of course he knew how Varius meant, he was trying to lighten the mood a bit...trying but not succeeding.

I'm pretty certain she'd run you through with some manner of Spear?
Though Hal would pause as to sip the contents of his Cup again.
Also do you mean Me or the Robot Mister Fix It had repaired? As I'm certain the Robot couldn't answer your question without having to look it up.
Hal himself had no interest in answering it, if it didn't involve Tea then it wasn't worth much of his time.

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Would proceed to laugh now, yes he was laughing it seemed.
Well maybe I'll take my shirt off to be more of an attention whore then? Oh look at me I'm shirtless, I totally make all the girls slobber all over themselves.
He was being entirely sarcastic..and yet again his humor was somewhat...bad.
Clearly. Or my Husband wouldn't want anything to do with me, also do you mind to refrain from calling me 'Lady-Boy', its Lady-Man..I'll have you know I have a damned good looking face and luscious hair.
Though he would pause, glancing- well someone wanted an Orange Soda.
I think he wants some Orange Soda.