NOT SO TOP SECRET SINCE SHE TALKS ABOUT HERSELF ALL THE FREAKING TIME!Profile of Mary Sue... (The horrer)
Name: Princess Kaiwii Sparkle Desu Sparkle Hikari Sparkle Winnabego Sparkle something-Japanese Sparkle Sparkle Sparkle. Otherwise known as Mary Sue
Age: She's really over ninethousand, but only looks like... 17! Because all cool characters are 17, she has to be too. A DUUUUURRRRRRRRR.
Gender: Female. ADUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRR... desu
Species: Half dragon, half demon, half angel, half Neko-Jin, half android, half monster thingy from Ao Oni, half pheonix, half blender, half kitchen table, half harpey, half succubus, half human, ALL MARY SUE
Physical descreption: Of CORSE Kaiwaii has a beautiful, perfect body! It's an hourglass shape, and her breasts are double Fs! Her face is perfect and pretty and SOOOOOOO kaiwii desu! She has long, rainbow colored hair and eyes that change colors depending on her mood. She is, like, SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO fucking cute! She has cat ears, a tail, an angel wing, a devil wing, SPARKLES, a badass X-shaped scar on her back, and super cute magikewl girl clothes! She's so cute, sexy, hot, beautiful, radient, awesome, desirable, cool, badass, adorable, hot, pretty, and kaiwaii desu!
Personal descreption: Perfect, duh!
Abilities: Yes
Records: Kaiwaii had SUCH a sad life. Her parents died when she was young, and her foster father raped and hit and abused her. B-but then a fairy named sprinkles saved her and helped her travel between animu demensions. There, she saved the world (multiple times) and she became lovers with... (Crap, where'd I put the list? Nafyla! -Nafyla brings me the list- Thank you) Her lovers are Itachi Uchia, Naruto, a blender, Tamaki, Hikaru, the monster from 'Amnesia; the dark descent', Kyo Shoma, Yuki Shoma, Ash Katchum, Italy, Germany, Japan, America, every single power ranger, Hiroshi, the blue meanie, and Gary Stu.
Combat skill/Weapons: Yes. She has a huge ass sword made of glass and gold
Weakness: What's a weakness?
Other important information: (I'm going to hell for this, aren't I?)
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Princess Kaiwii Sparkle Desu Sparkle (JOKE)
"LIK, OMG LOL!" (Joke)
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Master's Dojo: Advanced
a character in “The Multiverse”, as played by Kokonoe
Description
So begins...
Princess Kaiwii Sparkle Desu Sparkle (JOKE)'s Story
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Princess Kaiwii Sparkle Desu Sparkle Hikari Sparkle Winnabego Sparkle something-Japanese Sparkle Sparkle Sparkle was standing over by a traning dummy, oblittering it with her attacks until little more than a bloody scrap remained. "Oh, why must I be so powerful? Surely this dummy's family will try to get revenge on me!" she angested doing a sexy-but-dramatic bose her rainbow hair flapping in the wind. Right now, her eyes were blue, the color of BAW.
Princess Kaiwii Sparkle Desu Sparkle Hikari Sparkle Winnabego Sparkle something-Japanese Sparkle Sparkle Sparkle cried and kept on angesting... for about thirty seconds before her eyes turned pink, the color of YAY. "Oh well." she said, kicking the scrap. The Mary Sue super kaiwii desu girl re sheathed her glamerous sword before moving on to the next dummy. Her eyes were now green with dots in them, the color of MUSHROOM.
Princess Kaiwii Sparkle Desu Sparkle- oh fuck it- Mary Sue did a sexy-but-confused as the dummy got something in it's chest. "Huh?" she turned around to see Sin, not that she was particularlly interested in him at the moment. "Who are you and why did you murder this poor, innocent dummy!?" she asked. At this point, her eyes were red and black, the color of IM ANGRERY.
Princess Kaiwii Sparkle Desu Sparkle Hikari Sparkle Winnabego Sparkle something-Japanese Sparkle Sparkle Sparkle rolled her eyes, which were still black and red. "What-freaking-ever. Besides, that was totally my targat! How dare you steal it!" she said, going for her completely fucking useless sword and moving to the next dummy, grumbling all the way. Eventually, her eyes turned to purple, the color of IM ONLY MILDLY ANNOIED BUT STILL PERFECT.
"SMALL?" Princess Kaiwii Sparkle Desu Sparkle Hikari Sparkle Winnabego Sparkle something-Japanese Sparkle Sparkle Sparkle growled before taking her rage out on the dummy in front of her, also reducing it to little more than a scrap. "Let's see you do THAT!" she smirked, her eyes turning orange-ish brown-ish grey-ish, the color of ANYTHING YOU CAN DO I CAN DO BETTER.
Princess Kaiwii Sparkle Desu Sparkle Hikari Sparkle Winnabego Sparkle something-Japanese Sparkle Sparkle Sparkle looked seriously pissed. "You cheated! No magic allowed!" she said, her eyes once again turning red and black.
Now Princess Kaiwii Sparkle Desu Sparkle Hikari Sparkle Winnabego Sparkle something-Japanese Sparkle Sparkle Sparkle was seriously pissed. "That's it! Unless you admit that I'm better, I'm telling allllll the wardens where you and your little boyfriend are." she smirked. Of corse she knew this about Sin even though she didn't know his name, because she was perfect. Shh, it's Sue logic. It will only make your brain hurt.
"Just admit I'm better, and I won't." the Mary Sue smirked arrogently. "Go on, admit that I Princess Kaiwii Sparkle Desu Sparkle Hikari Sparkle Winnabego Sparkle something-Japanese Sparkle Sparkle Sparkle, am better than you.... whatever-the-frick-your-name-is." she said. Her eyes were now gold, the color of IM AN ARROGENT LITTLE BITCH.
"I didn't write it, I was just IN it. To think that someone as perfect as me would ever have feelings for someone as..." she gagged "...BORING as you. Besides, you're a homo" she made an 'ewwwwwwwwww' face. "If I knew who wrote that story, that bitch'd be dead by now." she promised, firmly crossing her arms.
Princess Kaiwii Sparkle Desu Sparkle Hikari Sparkle Winnabego Sparkle something-Japanese Sparkle Sparkle Sparkle returned his glare. "Nope. It's just the way they write me. You see, I'm a sterotypical Mary Sue and I have to be perfect. Lucky for me, though, my author wanted to make me at least a BIT more respectable than your avarage Sue so that I wouldn't be thought of as just a parody. Therefore, by acting like this, it gives me SOME appeal as a character rather than just a fucking laughing stock" she said calmly. By now, her eyes were silver, the color of AT LEAST IM LOGICAL.
Princess Kaiwii Sparkle Desu Sparkle Hikari Sparkle Winnabego Sparkle something-Japanese Sparkle Sparkle Sparkle placed her hand on her forehead. "That was all you heard? Well, whatever. Stay unawhere of the fourth wall, then. In any case, I have other shit that must be done, so goodbye." she sighed, upset before dissapering in a shower of sparkly rainbows and kittens.
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okay a lot of weapons
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that's not freaky
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