Theme Song: I don't have a fucking theme song, who do you think I am?

BIOLOGICAL INFORMATION:

Name: Bern & Berner Bros. K130 Stain Glass Desk Light
Aliases: Lamp, Shade, Dick

Age: 46
Race: Lamp
Sex: Male
Meta: Thought Projection
Disabilities: -
Height: 1' 10"
Weight: 6 lb. 4 oz.

STATISTICAL INFORMATION

Alliances: Gambit's Bar
Known Accomplices: The Television, The Door
Alignment: Neutral
SE Status: -
Religious Beliefs: -
Assets: 1 watt, Reconstruction
Skills: Illumination, word play

This antique, dusty looking antique lamp has been around since the bar was young, and has seen every possible cataclysm, demi-god, and harbinger of doom possible. It has a brown, metal base with a wooden trim that leads up into an old style gaslight lightbulb holster. The shade is a very meticulously hand made stained glass cowl that depicts and abstract floral patter. It smells faintly musty.