Hopefully the first in a series I call 'The Perfect Excuse' where a couple is formed due to the authority, profession, etc of one of the 'lovers' in order to take advantage of their newfound partner, trying to coax the other into loving them back. Endings will generally be happy…unless we feel like changing things up. XD

But now, onto the official plot for this one:

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Meet the Lady Cop

She's a hardworking member of the British Police Force, operating in London. She enjoys wearing only the finest clothing fresh off the latest fashion lines, eating fine cuisine she cooks herself, sharing the bed with a big strong man, and doing anything in her power to please him. Dieting and tending to her wonderful Flowers are her favori

Yeah, No. She's a Lazy, Lonely officer who enjoys average clothing that gets her called a skank, including her uniform, and gets assigned to simple desk work and morning traffic (especially when at its worst) and only gets sent out on minor calls such as cats in a tree (Due to the fact this lady cop was a former gymnast before being discovered to have been cheating on her mother's strict diet), handling flashers, crazies carrying katanas, bananas, or even…eh, I can't say this last one, and speaking at elementary schools. She has a secret arsenal of guns to appease her love of weapons and drinks 20% of all beer consumed in the area, and is a regular to the adult video/toy store, a practice she prefers to keep quiet about.





She has had a rather…'Dry' Love Life, which her mother constantly bugs her about (She wants grandkids already). If she mentioned dating a guy, they probably only went on one date before they either left, or ran for it after she tried to get kinky, leading to a large hunger she seems to try and fill by eating cheap snacks and sweets, leading to her nickname at the station regarding her bum, 'Muffin Cheeks' (She LOVES Muffins). She has a kind of 'signal' she likes someone, when she giggles and goes 'UshiUshiUshi~!!" coupled with a scary smile which actually scares off people. Mornings for her include checking to see if she had yet ANOTHER wet dream, if 'her bra size changed' or most importantly: Is there a guy sleeping on the side?





All this and more, in her piss poor life.

She really hates it.

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Meet the Criminal (JayZeroSnake)

He's from Italy. He was originally a Wheelman for the Mafia until he was given his first job as a hitman in London. Naturally he wasn't prepared to take a life, just to drive fast (Still has a good shot on the shooting range though) and was taken in by the police.

Like the Lady cop, he's kind of a slacker. He plays tons of video games, is usually hanging around on the internet, and gets all the shitty jobs, despite decent pay for a mafia boy.

The Lady Cop's Life turns around when she's told to watch over him because he promised to testify in court. At first she was about to say no, but instead, she took one good look, and said yes…

…Then proceeded to buy some new lingerie, and take a spare pair of handcuffs, and took him to her own home, despite being given specific orders to take him to a hotel on the outskirts of town. Now, she's messing with his head, sharing a bed with him, and trying to straight up play to his inner pervert. What? she finds him hot. And her only current chance at romance. Plus, he's not crazy. And hasn't killed anybody. mom wouldn't mind as long as she got her grandkids.

The two must learn to live together, and with eachother's quirks…maybe they really can fall in love?…

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