So my name is the most awesome, most unique, most beautiful name ever to be uttered on this plane of existence and in some other dimensions. And that name is Felix the Fabullama! Yes, all of that! Don't shame it by shortening it to just Felix, it must be spoken in its full awesomeness!
My age you say... well this world was blessed with my beautifullness nearly seven years ago this spring. But that just a number, I am ageless, one could only wish for such... perfectness.
I am indeed a male,
however most other males just don't appreciate my beautiful flowing rainbow locks,
sleek sparkling glitter coat and my graceful long legs. Not to mention I can fly too, Hah! Take that evolution!
I am the only one! The great and majestic Fabullama!
Let's just say, Ladies I am single!!!!!
I am basically the most awesome, most perfect being you will ever meet. Forget all these stupid self centered, Greek Gods and Fairy Queens. I am the funniest, most generous, most loving, honestly who could resist this face, this hair, this Awesomeness!!!!!!!!!! Yeah they're are some that might say I'm conceited, and that I'm basically useless. But I can tell you one thing, They're just Jealous!!!!!
There was a flash of rainbow sparkles that formed a portal under a cherry blossom tree in the center of the forest in Bluffington. Then a little adorable creature Moi stepped out. I immediately headed into town where the towns folk were awed by adorableness! It was always so easy to give the cutest look ever and get my staple food, which is cotton candy. As I grew the people learned that I was not only going to be cute and adorable, I was going to grow into the greatest most awesome thing ever! I quickly learned the language and that is when I chose my own name, the most perfect name ever Felix the Fabullama!!!!!!!!!!!!!