Lily Sunfire Lakefield's Story

Suddenly a girl with black hair, wearing a kimono, ran over to Cindy and Raven and whoever else was there and cried, "How can you hate math! I love math therefore everyone should love math! Math makes your head big and your brain smart! Guys like girls with smart personalities don't you think?"

This was the school's most annoying girl. A girl who believed that she was a goddess and therefore should rule the universe with a kind hand and care for all the world's creatures.

"My name's Lily Sunfire Lakefield and you shouldn't forget it!" she cried before she ran away from Raven having stolen her personal cell phone number so she could constantly text her later without any sign of ever stopping in a million years. Raven had met her match a girl who was more annoying than the "I know a song that everybody knows" song. A girl who would not stop caring and sharing until she died, if she could die, I mean she's a goddess so what can we really do?

(Does that mean she can die in the role play? I don't know but who really cares. P.S. she's going to be Raven's best friend.)

"Hey!" Lily cried as she suddenly realized her predicament. She was now surrounded by math geeks. "Come back Mr. Vampire I know you're a vampire!" she called to Sirius as the math geeks swarmed her with math problems. How would she know he's a vampire, well she's a goddess, for the love of- (Bad boy, DragonWriter don't go writing me into the story using bad words.)

(Would you be quiet Lily and get bit by a vampire so I don't have to complain that I broke the rules by making you something not allowed in the rules. You know most role plays die because you exist and cause people want to see the writer behind the character develop and write more.)

(Don't go giving me an inner monologue...)

(Whatever, it's already done.)

With that Lily had become so scared and frightened by the annoying math geeks that she had reached out to a higher power and contacted her character creator to have a very angry argument with him. It had not been pleasant, at least on her end, but at least it distracted her from having to deal with problems involving pi. Her mind wandered and actually thought about pie as they showed her circle graphs and the definitions for circumference, radian and other annoying math tidbits.

"Pie..." she gurgled as drool fell from her mouth.

"Of course there's pi you stupid girl." the leader of the math group stated, "We want you to solve our math problems for us Ms. Perfect."

Lily suddenly blurted out, "Too bad, so sad I love you all!" With that she ducked and dove under all the crazy math nerds and ran to Ken for protection.

"Hey, Mr. Happy Smiling Dude, protect me from the idiocy of the world!" she cried as she leaped towards Ken's chest without a second thought in the world.

You go girl! a phantom voice cried in her head. It was the higher power once again. Lily reached out and answered it aloud with, "Be quiet mommy this guy's a vampire and I want to be his vampire girl friend." Her actions, if viewed by the role player Bootsie, would have been totally confusing and out of the question as a form of proper role playing had it not been for the fact the great administrator of this form ScumBrain probably allows such a random actions for no reason at all, but this is again me and my character Lily Sunfire Lakefield assuming we know the rules like we know the back of our hands.

Lily flipped over her hands while hugging Ken and said, "Do I have a pretty manicure?" she asked as she showed him pearly white fingernails.

(Dear viewers this is me doing a double post because it's not in the rules, but I must apologize for calling Scumbag_Brain ScumBrain. It is an insult to the role player and all that is good and kind.)

Lily continued to hug Ken slowly turning the hug into a tight death grip which he probably would die from. It's unfortunate, but people with super strength can't live normal lives ever. Lily, for the record, has killed fifteen cats by "accident" after trying to save them from trees. She's a community hero for knocking down building to pull children out of fires and has scared off most of the normal gangs within the area around this Ohio/Illinois area just because she's moved here and showed off her super strength multiple times in public! Anyway, Ken must now deal with this horrendous problem or end up like the kittens she so loved.

Plot convenience or not Lily grabbed the ring from Ken's hand and looked at while thinking, "What the heck is this thing? Is it one of those donuts I've heard about on Earth here?" She bit down into and cried out in pain as a bitter metallic taste entered her mouth and the diamond on the ring cut her lip. You wonder how a girl as cute, happy, and stupid as her entered the school, but let's just say it was enforced by law. Truancy! Oh, how Lily hated that word as she ran about the room screaming her head off from the pain in her mouth.

She came to a halt in front of Ken and asked him, "Hey, Ken do you want me to marry me? I think you do... I first felt this was a donuts because donuts are glazed and this ring thing is shiny like the glaze on donuts, but perhaps this is a wedding ring?" she looked at him with expectant eyes that widened like the iris's of a cat. A strange breeze blew in through the open window of the school building and doves flew around outside the rooftops. Five miles away at a nearby army fort the sound of thunderous canons went off as Lily came to her realization.

"I love you Kenny-kun..." she whispered to Ken, hoping for a similar reaction from him. out of the blue.

Lily sighed and walked to her seat. It was time for the twenty four hour conformity bore fest she liked to call school. Although she was always happy it did not mean she couldn't be bored. She liked school, but she found it boring now that the entertainment that it had provided had blown up in her face. She laughed one more time just for good measure and pulled out her notebook from a back pack she owned and a few pencils. She picked up one of the pencils and began to copy the teacher's notes from the board as she was supposed to, wait a minute she was in the lunch room, right? She wasn't really sure since she hadn't bothered to ask anyone where she was in the school building. It was a disappointment that she didn't know so she spent the rest of her school day drawing heart symbols in a notebook while looking simultaneously at math problems already written on the other side of the pages in this note book. School sure was fun!

Because Ken was doing his martial arts training in the middle of class Lily got distracted by him like Raven did. She got so fed up with him grunting and groaning as he lifted his cinderblock weights that she tore a piece of paper out of her note book, wrote the message, "Isn't Ken hot? I think I'll go Barbie on him.", and then threw it directly into Raven's area. Raven's seat seemed to be on the other side of Ken, so when she threw it she simply threw the message over his stupid head and onto her desk. Lily then waited in anticipation as the girl hopefully opened the note and read it. Lily was fortunate that the teacher was having to deal with someone in their class room three seats away from hers.

Lily looked over at the ordeal the teacher was dealing with. It was Leeroy Jenkins. Leeroy was the only normal human in the school willing to stand up to vampires, but a rather trivial character in this story, well let's just say his most recent expedition to kill vampires had gotten him a pencil stuck up his nose. The teacher was regrettably and painfully trying to pull the writing utensil out of his nostrils with no effect. It was such a scary ordeal that the teacher was too afraid to call 911. If they removed the pencil on the premise it was sure to make every vampire in the school swarm towards Leeroy in an attempt to drink his nose blood. "'Nose blood' seriously, I don't have any better words for that?" Lily thought as she wondered if someone in her class would attempt to assassinate Leeroy for his blood.

"Mr. Teacher!" Lily cried as she raised her hand. "Leeroy's still bleeding." Somehow Leeroy had managed to get the pencil that was caught in his nose out of his nostrils, but now the scent of blood dripping down his front was beginning to attract the worst kinds of people... Vampires! Lily cringed as three students that had not been vaporized by Ken rose from their seats and surrounded Leeroy. Lily winced as the vampires began to bare their fangs.

Suddenly instead of the typical vampire phrase they cried together, "We want your chocolate mud?"

"My what?" Leeroy asked in confusion and fear.

"Your chocolate mud ice cream..." the three vampires said together. They grabbed Leeroy's bag on the floor filled with a carton of this ice cream and then ran out of the rooming laughing as Leeroy suffered from his continuous bleeding.