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by Blueman on Sun Apr 13, 2008 6:59 pm
(Before you read, take note, I did base this off an actual game)
This is a daunting read. You will be happy once you read. The Computer wants you to read it, for he knows that a happy citizen is a good citizen. [ERROR]
The story...that your clearance permits you to know, that is:
The year...no one really knows, but it is some time after a great nuclear devestation. To you, an InfraRed citizen of the Alpha Complex, a vast unending underground facility, life in the huge complex is the only thing you've ever known. The Computer, the dominant being of Alpha Complex, has recently rewarded you with the honor of becoming a clearance RED citizen. Happy day. You got the promotion by probably discovering and eliminating a COMMIE MUTANT TRAITOR, and then reporting it to The Computer. Then he gave you 1000 credits, and an apple. A real apple. GOOD JOB CITIZEN!
HAPPINESS IS MANDATORY [ERROR] YOU WILL DIE, HAVE A NICE CYCLE
THE COMPUTER IS YOUR FRIEND
The Computer is happy. The Computer is crazy.
The Computer will help you become happy. This will drive you crazy.
Being a citizen of Alpha Complex is fun. The Computer says so,
and The Computer is your friend.
Many traitors threaten Alpha Complex.
Many happy citizens live in Alpha Complex. Most happy citizens are crazy.
Which are more dangerous-traitors or happy citizens?
Rooting out traitors will make you happy. The Computer tells you so.
If you are not happy, The Computer will use you as reactor shielding.
Being a Troubleshooter is fun. The Computer tells you so.
Do you doubt The Computer citizen?
Troubleshooters get shot at, stabbed, mangled, incinerated,
poisoned, stapled, blown to bits and accidentally executed.
This is so much fun many Troubleshooters go crazy.
You work with many Troubleshooters. They all carry lasers.
Aren't you glad you have a laser too? Won't this be fun?
STAY ALERT! TRUST NO ONE! KEEP YOUR LASER HANDY!!!
You are a Troubleshooter. You are now a guardian of The Computer.
By not helping The Computer stay safe, you could be punished for TREASON.
COMMIE MUTANT TRAITORS get punished for TREASON.
Are you a COMMIE MUTANT TRAITOR?
If you wish to help The Computer, Alpha Complex and all of its happy citizens, you will follow these instructions.
[ERROR] Thank you for reading these wonderful step by step instructions on how to be safe, and protect The Computer, while staying out of serious danger yourself. Don't you feel happy?
(ooc: The Computer is not watching you now, so I can help you on your way to becoming the best Troubleshooter yet.)
Before you create a character, I'm gonna run you over somethings that will be important to know.
In Alpha Complex, you don't know the name of any nature-like thing, such as animals, vegetation...the sky. If you were ever to actually see the sky, you would first probably cry, then believe that life was about to end, then probably go insane and blow your brains out. If you were ever to see a squirrel eating a nut, you would believe it to be some sort of evil mutant holding a bomb. This is important to know.
Security clearances: Clones start at InfraRed, and then go by ROY G BIV. Violet Cleared clones are the most respected, and non-seen beings in Alpha Complex...other than the mighty Computer, which is everywhere.
With out the proper clearance tags or rank, stepping into, knowing, or doing something that is a higher clearance than you is TREASON citizen.
Issued Equipment: During your missions as a Troubleshooter, The Computer will give you various equipment that he deems necessary for the mission. If this equipment is lost, stolen or damaged...there are consequences. The Computer wishes you not to put the equipment in a threatining situation either...[ERROR]
Clones: Everyone gets 6...don't screw up.
Now...onto character creation.
First off, lets go over a name. There are 4 steps.
1-Your given name, such as Ken
2-Your home sector...any 3 letter combination, such as LXT
3-Your Clearance intial, such as R for RED (everyone starts at RED by the way)
4-Your clone number...such as 5.
Now you have a name like Ken-LXT-R-5
Now on to the rest of your feats...all Clones have a Mutant power. Just make up one within reason...and remember, actually letting anyone else know you have a mutant power, gives them the power to annihalate you...which will waste your clone. And once you come back, your clone has all of your previous memories...including death. And he also has all previous affiliations and the power.
Next is a secret society...all Clones have one.
I will let you create your own secret society...but it must have a clear goal, and you cannot be anywhere close to being the leader. Letting anyone else know you are affiliated with a secret society is evidence...THAT YOU'RE A TRAITOR.
Finally, your team job, or MANDATORY BONUS DUTY!!! I will issue you your MBD, after you create a character.
Team Leader-Offers guidance and advice, and is a worthy commander in combat.
Loyalty Officer-Discourages treasonous thoughts, and looks for the slightest hint of traitorism in a Clone.
Hygiene Officer-Monitors personal Hygiene level of other team members; prevents poor morale, substandard performance and halitosis. CPU performance tracking statistics show that [CLASSIFIED] percent of all missions fail due to poor hygiene.
Communications and Recording Officer-Chronicles the mission using advanced video technology, extremely sensitive microphones and gripping color commentary.
Happiness Officer-Ensures everyone has fun on the mission; knows jokes, sings, leads citizen -instructional games; authorizes and administers biochemical supplements needed to garuntee a fun time is had by all.
Equipment Guy-Controls bots and vehicles assigned to the team; monitors each Troubleshooters equipment maintenance level. Is responsable for any or all lost, stolen or damaged items.
Now for the Character sheet:
Name:
Mutant Power:
Secret Society:
MBD: (I will assign to you)
Bio:
Favourite thing in all of Alpha Complex: (For those of you that put the right thing, I will have a special treat)
Thankyou for your time Citizen
HAPPINESS IS MANDATORY
YOU ARE IN ERROR. NO ONE IS SCREAMING. THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION.
Last edited by
Blueman on Sun Apr 13, 2008 7:54 pm, edited 2 times in total.
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