Well Howdy Do Mr & Mrs Claus.
Mr Claus, I have come here, to the North Pole, to inform you that your wife, Roxy Claus, and I will be eloping on the 25th of December -- whats that? The 25ths already past? Well, lookey there, that it has! Well, how time flies when your having fun in Foxy Roxy's bed...
Santa... Santa are you alright? Roxy, darling, I think we best call the elfbulance, it seems Mr Claus has had a heart attack. I'm not surprised, all those cookies and milk...
Oh. Sorry. You had to watch that? Yes, well... I assure you, Santa Claus is alive and well... at least, as well as a man of his mentality can be after discovering that his wife had been cheating on him with another woman....
Anyway! Onto the important part. My name is Janette, I am seventeen years of age, I really do enjoy a good role play, and I have high hopes of one day traveling the world. I am open to any genre, as long as it peeks my interest, and will do both group and one on one role plays. I am terrified of spiders, so I would appreciate it if you kept them away from me and my characters, unless I blatantly state that my characters have a fetish for spiders crawling over them during sexual intercourse.
Which will never happen.
Thank you and please come again.
Oh, and before I forget, yes I have read the rules, FAQ and new member guide thing, and the forum seems blatantly simple to get around, so no worries there :]
Oh, and one more thing - a late Merry Christmas to you all. Hopefully you'll make me interested enough in this site to stick around long enough to say Happy New Years. :]
Mr Claus, I have come here, to the North Pole, to inform you that your wife, Roxy Claus, and I will be eloping on the 25th of December -- whats that? The 25ths already past? Well, lookey there, that it has! Well, how time flies when your having fun in Foxy Roxy's bed...
Santa... Santa are you alright? Roxy, darling, I think we best call the elfbulance, it seems Mr Claus has had a heart attack. I'm not surprised, all those cookies and milk...
Oh. Sorry. You had to watch that? Yes, well... I assure you, Santa Claus is alive and well... at least, as well as a man of his mentality can be after discovering that his wife had been cheating on him with another woman....
Anyway! Onto the important part. My name is Janette, I am seventeen years of age, I really do enjoy a good role play, and I have high hopes of one day traveling the world. I am open to any genre, as long as it peeks my interest, and will do both group and one on one role plays. I am terrified of spiders, so I would appreciate it if you kept them away from me and my characters, unless I blatantly state that my characters have a fetish for spiders crawling over them during sexual intercourse.
Which will never happen.
Thank you and please come again.
Oh, and before I forget, yes I have read the rules, FAQ and new member guide thing, and the forum seems blatantly simple to get around, so no worries there :]
Oh, and one more thing - a late Merry Christmas to you all. Hopefully you'll make me interested enough in this site to stick around long enough to say Happy New Years. :]
