This sardonic and insufferable roleplayer is commonly annoying and hates when people don't roleplay. He has spent the better part of his life trying to get people to roleplay on the WoW RP servers and this calling has driven him to the very brink of suicide. He insists that Hamburger Helper is people. He spends most of his time being eccentric and a total attention whore, and people hate him for it. He overreacts to the slightest spite and is arrogant and overly-sure of himself. He has recently noticed that everything he says looks bad in retrospect thanks to that damn "recent activity" thing on the character profiles.