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eljacko member of RPG for 12 years

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This sardonic and insufferable roleplayer is commonly annoying and hates when people don't roleplay. He has spent the better part of his life trying to get people to roleplay on the WoW RP servers and this calling has driven him to the very brink of suicide. He insists that Hamburger Helper is people. He spends most of his time being eccentric and a total attention whore, and people hate him for it. He overreacts to the slightest spite and is arrogant and overly-sure of himself. He has recently noticed that everything he says looks bad in retrospect thanks to that damn "recent activity" thing on the character profiles.
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1,695 total posts.
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424 posts per roleplay.
221 average days in a roleplay.
4 universes joined.
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Basic Information

Anywhere other than Goldshire.
Freelance Cartoonist (Unpaid), Student
roleplaying (hell yes), gaming (especially MMORPG and FPS), Jonathan Coulton, Lord of the Rings, Penny Arcade, Elf Only Inn, DICE!!!, Dungeons & Dragons
Began Role Playing:
13 Apr 1996
Favorite Role Playing Game:
Dungeons and Dragons
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Favorite Setting:
High Fantasy

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Universes Created

The Mansion on the Edge of the Abyss

You are trapped in a mansion floating in a seemingly endless black abyss, and you need to escape.

Breaking Quarantine

An open-ended roleplay centered around a zombie apocalypse and starting right at ground zero: Chicago, Illinois. It's a vicious race as you and the other survivors struggle to break quarantine before the infected do.

The Multiverse Expanded

Covers all the locations and organizations not covered in the main multiverse.

Jak Lamarr's Olde Town Tavern

In the Olde Town of Wing City lies the qauint, out of the way tavern run by the Elf Jak Lamarr. Here the anecdotes are amusing and the drink flows free. Come, and stay a moment. (Please use chat for IC.)

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Y'know how the giant metal head in The Wizard of Oz was being controlled by a sad little old man? Well I was the one controlling the sad little old man!!