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Infinitous-Zero "Quagmire Jones" was so shocked he didn't feel his arm sliding off the edge of the table, consequently his head lost it's support and nearly slammed into the table. He pulled up quickly and readjusted his glasses the surprise of the girl's giggling seemed to have deflected all attention away from his clumsy antics, even Danse's. He leaned back in his chair in time to hear her final deceleration. She actually had the audacity to call them the "Divine Comedy"! Whether or not that was a pun reference to the epic poem young Quagmire had read when he was a mere 8 years old, was irrelevant. The fact that he had endured the agony of being beaten by Quarmire's classmates, while he resided in his body, and then spent the bulk of the evening being mocked by Death was possibly compromising his own steely objectivity he didn't care, he was furious. This universe was truly a chaotic mess nothing like the precise order he envisioned, it would only get worse if the perceiving species reacted in such a preposterous manner!