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located in A small coffee shop on Earth., a part of Apocalypse Over Coffee, one of the many universes on RPG.

A small coffee shop on Earth.

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Character Portrait: Infinitous-Zero "Quagmire Jones"
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Infinitous-Zero "Quagmire Jones" let out a cynical high-pitched cackle. "Evolved beyond our mistakes? Ha! Do you even know what precisely evolution is girl?" Quagmire took in a deep breath as if he were preparing for a lengthy explanation. "Never-mind," he swatted the air dismissively in Chilili's direction, "it's quite beyond your comprehension anyways, let me over simplify for you." Quagmire got up from his seat and went for Nyama's back pack, he quickly un-zipped it, and took out what appeared to be a sketch book. "He," Quagmire pointed at Nyama with his free hand "Concocts all sorts of harebrained schemes for a organism of the animal kingdom, the first draft never makes any sense! They don't function by the laws of physics...My laws, and so he goes back to the drawing board, until they do! Later he makes them more efficient altering the shape for the environment they belong in, again guiding his designs by my laws! So how arrogant it is indeed, that you suggest that you evolved beyond the rules you play by, Danse I can see much of you has rubbed off on the humans. What a self absorbed and self aggrandizing species!" He placed the sketch pad by Nyama's side, sat in front of his lap top, and sighed as if bored and tired. "Anyways I have the extra bits of mass or dark matter collected in strategic points, around the universe," He was clearly speaking to the other gods once again. "I need only alter the gravitation constant slightly, and it'll stop it's expansion and commence it's collapse neatly into single particle once again ready for the next explosion to be induced when we're ready. Shall I scrap the project now?"