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The hampster gave a nervous, but relieved, laugh.

Yoi... Watashi wa anata ga watashitachi no nihonjin ni unzari shite shutoku shite iru to kakushin shite imasu. Dakara... Lep, watashi o mite mimashou.
[Good...I'm sure you're getting tired of our Japanese. So...Lep, look at me.]

Lep looked at the hampster, the creature grabbing Lep's nose and pulling, the nose stretching like a rubber band, snapping back into place as Lep held his face. "Ow!" The serious overtone that had been over Lep seemed to dissapate immediately, Lep giving a cartoony frown. "That hurt!"

The hampster ranted at Lep with a series of squeaks, before climbing up Lep's head, opening it like a cookie jar, then crawling inside the seemingly empty cranial cavity, closing the head once again, no line or crevice to be seen. Lep just shook his head.

"Anywho...others. Yes." Lep gave a nod of positivity. "I have met another experiment. The Invisible Man--nice guy, but a little transparent." The sound of a snare and cymbal went off at the pun, coming from everywhere and nowhere. "Yeah...but they caught him a while back. It was funny, that they caught him, but I went unseen. Speaking of unseen..." He pulled out a newspaper, showing the ogre the front page, which read MYSTERIOUS DEATHS, ROBBERIES BAFFLE POLICE. The article spake about two females, of whom robbed stores with indeterminable speed, and caused plenty of abnormal deaths. The main picture showed a fuzzy still from a mini-mart's security camera. One female had a forked tail swaying behind her, while the other was halfway between a police officer and a young woman.

"I'm thinking we may have two more friends to meet."