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Chill out, Darien. You've dealt with far worse before and here you are.

"Boobs. Now that I have your attention, I have a business proposal for your organization to consider. You see, I grow weary of the incessant warring, and I wish to remind all these fighting men of what they all have in common--an appreciation for the female form that borders on the unhealthy. I represent an organization that seeks to gather together a representative sample of such specimens, so that they may be presented for public review. In layman's terms, a pageant, thought let me assure you that the contestants won't exactly be ladylike. Except where it matters to Joe Six-pack jerking it to his computer screen." He made an hourglass motion with his hands before picking the briefcase back up.

"In here I have prepared a detailed proposal for your superiors to consider before pledging their support of my cause. Now which one of you is in charge of this pile of rocks?"