Snippet #2476370

I stomped sullenly down the gangplank towards the docks that nestled at the bottom of a, shallow hill. As I stepped onto the wood the odd feeling of the ground moving greeted me, I'd felt its thousands of times before so i felt no alarm at all. It was just my body getting used to solid ground again. I trudged up the long dirt track that led from the docks the town and, of course, straight my favorite pub, The Scraggly Mermaid. The exact definition of scraggly is a topic of much debate but the pub is widely loved so no one thinks much of it. As I slowly crested the hill the sign of The Scraggly Mermaid came into view and I smiled as the warm, yellow light spilled out onto the street. My aching bones were definitely ready for getting pissed.

I threw open the door with confidence, then I realized how twatish I looked and tried to play it off as accidental. "OIII...watch were you're going you big oaf!!!" I shouted at some random bystander who stared at me like I was crazy, I turned looking sufficiently flustered for someone who had just been pushed by a drunk no matter how much that went against my character. The whole bar was staring at me but i completely ignored them and found the nearest table before taking a seat. "Nailed it!" I thought to myself before looking around at the other occupants of the bar. There were plenty of people around but the most attention grabbing were a small group of people. One was a tall foreigner, the other two were obviously pussies that tried to act like men and the last was a young girl who looked like a total sex goddess. As I went to call the serving girl I noticed that one of the pussies had pinned the girl to the counter while the other pussy and giant were occupied with the pissy ale that the innkeeper served to pussies and foreigners, Yes I guess that could be classed as racism but he's nice enough once you get to know him...and as long as you're not a foreigner.

I was about to write it off as sexy sexy fun time niceness when i realized she was not enjoying her sexy sexy fun time niceness and that she was pissed off her rocket so i guessed there might have been a slight, tiny lack of consent. I launched to my feet while drawing my duel pistols and blowing his face off. I stood there calmly letting the barrel smoke for a bit before spinning my guns round and holstering them for dramatic effect. I walked over to the sex goddess and offered her my hand before asking her if she was alright and giving her the smoldering smile.