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As he continued fly and flee away from the local authorities, Alan was wondering where to go from here. He quickly realized his simple little deviation based entirely on entertainment and lowering the chances of being caught on a robbery by stranding police officers atop roof tops had pretty much collapsed on itself entirely and the second motive had entirely backfired, leaving him with far more police attention than usual. He was loving every second of it. Ah the attention he was receiving! He was surely in the limelight of the city now! Or at the very least the local authorities trying to catch him.

Despite how pleased he was of feeling wanted, though mostly for most likely abduction reasons of police officers, Alan was starting to get tired. Very tired. In fact, Alan was suddenly beginning to realize, that he had some difficulty staying airborne at this point. Not handy when your slower than a car on foot. Or another person that hasn't got arthritis in the knees.
"Hmmmm better not make it obvious, and more importantly, get out while I can. Shame, seems like I been far to busy today already.", mumbled to himself under his breath, while screaming out the complete opposite to the cops; "Come on then you peelers! You wont catch me! I'm far too hip for your little minds to comprehend!"

Taunting all the way as he tried his best to speed up his flight, despite exhaustion taking it's toll, leading the pursuing police into a convenient tunnel, the sort you would find on a busy road in a busy city, hoping to himself that the sudden idea that plonked into his mind was actually going to work. Despite all the usual vehicles pulling to the side for blaring sirens, Alan as lucky enough to meet a truck in his path, which he gave an impish grin under his helmet, as he aimed his fingers at the rear wheels, firing his laser shots at them as the truck began moving aside. Unluckily for the truck driver, his vehicle managed to swerve uncontrollably, ending up blocking both roads of the tunnel, managing to swing itself to face sideways, leaving Alan to fly out giggling to himself, having managed to zip past the truck beforehand.
"Nice try fellas! But you aren't anywhere near as hip as I am! For I am The Grand Blaster!" he proclaimed as he made his extremely hasty escape, wheezing somewhat as he went, searching for a hiding place as he lowered his altitude.