Unbelievably, the guy that just came in was absolutely lost because of a door in the way. Tzigana watched, jaws slacked at the newcomer who exited, came back through, seemed very surprised, then left again. Then came back.
"Somebody just... Help Dory." Tzigana sighed, shaking her head. Andy cocked her head, watching Saleh with curiosity. What was he hoping to achieve?
The ground suddenly began to shake.
Tzigana regained her balance when it happened, but Andy lost hers and fell to the ground. There was some kind of noise coming from outside. A strange, wavering noise. The room went quiet, everyone was probably expecting the worst to happen.
The gym shook violently as a blast hit the roof and blew a hole in the middle of the ceiling. Large chunks of debris fell on top of the Ultimate Students. Tzigana managed to miss a beam just barely.
"What the heck!?"
"IT'S SPONTANEOUS, IT'S FABULOUS, IT'S GLORIOUS!" A voice echoed from outside. Once the dust and smoke settled, a circular space ship was hovering just above the giant hole it made with its blasters. The space ship was a brilliant silver that was ruined by red graffitied letters that spelled TAKI with a little devil face next to it. "IIIIIIIIT'S TAKI WALKER!"
"Taki!" Tzigana squealed excitedly. Finally, someone she recognised! Then her face dropped as she realized a maniacal child was in possession of a spaceship with lasers. "Oh no, it's Taki."
At the cockpit, a small boy with curly auburn hair was visible. He was looking down at the pipsqueaks below, grinning madly.
"SUP SCRUBS. IT'S YA BOI. NOW I'M SUPPOSED TO SAVE SOMEONE FROM THIS WEIRD POCKET DIMENSION. I'VE GOT HER NAME ON THIS PIECE OF PAPER," Taki took a folded A4 piece of paper out from his pockets. It had the name Ruby E. Hockenjos scrawled onto it. "BUT, LIKE, I CAN'T READ. YOU THINK THEY WILL MIND IF I JUST TOOK ONE OF YOU AT RANDOM?"
"What's going on!? Are the aliens speaking!?" Andy asked, excited and confused all at once.
"No, NO, NO!" Monokuma jumped out from behind the podium with his claws already bared. "You're not supposed to be here! I'm going to total that stupid heap and kill you for interrupting the games!"
"Blah blah I'M A SPACE PIRATE BEEYOCH!" Taki then slammed his fists across the control panels. Whatever he pressed somehow worked, because a tractor beam shot out from the spaceship and fired towards Orion. Before she could even react, she dispersed into thin air, and reappeared right behind Taki in the cockpit.
"AWH, SCREW PLAYING NICE! IT'S PUNISHMENT TIME ALREADY!" Monokuma roared.
Out of the walls, out of the roof and out of the swamp's trees, automated machine guns popped out and aimed at Taki. The little boy grinned and cracked his knuckles. It was time to show what he was made of.
All at once the automated machine guns fired. The spaceship blasted off into the air, spinning around in circles to dodge the oncoming bullets. Taki pressed a button and a screen lit up where the blasters were locked onto a few of the machine guns. He slammed a fist onto the big shiny red button and the blasters blared up to life, shooting out lasers that hit and melted the guns.
Monokuma began to laugh madly as the school bell suddenly transformed itself into a laser cannon. It aimed at the space craft, charged up, then fired. Taki thrust the ship out of the way just in time, having both Orion and him slam to one side of the ship. But there was another cannon just hidden in the marsh that fired as well, piercing through the back of the space ship.
"FUCK!" Taki cursed, then paused. "Don't tell Wrath I said that, okay?!" With that, he pulled down a compartment of switches from above and flicked every one of them. Dozens of missiles were dropped and launched, half towards the laser cannon on top of the school, and the other half to the one hidden in the marsh. The one on top of the school fired at the missiles desperately, but it couldn't destroy enough before it reached it and blew it apart. The story was not so different for its twin.
"Alright, tuts! Time to get outta here!" Taki laughed out. But before he could, a black and white figure appeared out of nowhere and slammed itself into the cockpit's windows. Monokuma glared directly at Taki with a pure hatred while Taki squealed out with shock.
"NO! MY DAY HAS BEEN TERRIBLE. YOU ARE NOT GOING TO MAKE IT ANY WORSE!" Monokuma shrieked. Taki gave a sly grin as he hit the window wipers and wiped Monokuma off. He fell down to the muddy lands below.
"Engine is now prepared to boost into hyper-drive." A monotone computer voice informed from the console.
"Ready for the ride of your life, tuts?!" Taki asked excitedly. He didn't wait for an answer. He hit the button and the ship's shape warped before it sped off into space at the speed of light, leaving nothing but a deafening sonic boom behind.
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What the hell just happened?