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Some people spoke to their plants,others sang to them,and still others played music for them.Alexander was among the former.He spoke of the recent decline in growth rates,the quality of his last crop picking and what happened to plants that didn't exceed his expectations.His plants were very tall,very green and very very scared.Coffee of Doom opened at eight in the morning,an ungodly time (Fitting) but the addicts tended to start slobbering on the windows if they opened any later and opening any earlier would be suicide.

Alex's morning routine consisted of waking up,threatening his plants,bathing,climbing up the stairs to the coffee shop above and harvesting some of the spirit that had been stolen the previous day.Then he would flip the sign and sit behind he counter with a magazine,checking whether he'd won the celebrity suicide pool.He usually did.