Jurgen's Story

"Come to think of it, I haven't seen Miss Enoshima around lately," Layton pondered. "While I normally don't judge a lady harshly, I fear I may have to make an exception in this case..."

"Who is Miss Enoshima?" Blue asked.

"Junko Enoshima, one of the new students," Layton explained. "I had heard that her interactions with everybody have been rather...unusual."

"Ooooh~ I bet it must be her secret admirer." Jurgen chuckled.

Knowing that he can't even get a cola and can't even get a fresh start as an intern or something else, Roger decided that life was not fair anymore. He goes to Room 07, which is the chemistry lab. He had been abused long enough. He finds a flask that contains a very dangerous chemical substance.

"I've been ABUSED LONG ENOUGH!!!" He screamed, "I CAN'T EVEN TAKE THIS ANYMORE! YOU KNOW WHAT? FUCK EVERYTHING! FUCK ALEX! FUCK THE WHITE PLATOONEAGKM:LGAEK:LGMak;lQ#%Mg
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Then Roger breaks the flask on his forehead and burns his skin and organs. He screams too loud like a suicidal psychopath. His screams went faint and fell on the ground. Suddenly, he is fading away.

Stupid little Waddle Dee. He did not get the cola. Therefore, he will fade into nothingness. Nobody cares about the screwy janitor in the first place. Nobody cared about him, not even Alex. He was just a lowly buttmonkey who wants nothing more than a cola. And he wanted a better life. Now it was just a fantasy. And now... he becomes nothing.

Goodbye Roger Dee. You are no longer missed by the harshest reality as possible.

The TV monitors are showing Peacock's demise and Monokuma's announcement and rules. The staff is too scared to react.

"NOOOOOOOO!!!!" Jurgen screamed, "I REFUSE TO DIE AND WORK FOR THAT RED... JERK!"

"Hey, asshole! I'm right here!" Red waved.

"I meant that demonic jerk, you imbecile!" Jurgen groaned, "I have escaped Hellborne Valley to plan on manipulating all of you.... Uh... did I say that out loud? I was just... testing you...!! Huh huh..."

"Please don't scare us like that..." Pops sniveled.

"Hey, where's your partner, Steve?"

Blue asked his co-worker Steve, which he shrugged and looked for him. To Steve's horror, he finds Roger's body covered in acid and his bones and organs are exposing out of his body. Steve shuddered and picked up the body and started to whine.

"Heyooooohoooohoooo..."

"Hey, what's wrong-- HOLY SHIT!!! ROGER'S DEAD!!" Blue screamed, "HE COMMITTED SUICIDE!!" All of a sudden, Blue thinks that Red did it, "Or did he... RED!"

"Whaddup, homey?"

"Did you kill Roger?!"

Red looks at Roger's body and shrugs in response.

"Dude, I don't know him well. But I know all about the laydays~ OW!!"

"You.. don't? Then... he committed suicide."

"Aww weak! He's gonna miss out the big ones, man!"

"I'm gonna strangle you... real hard." Blue sneered at his so-called best friend.

"This..." Layton said, his hat tipped low, "this is indeed dour..."

"We gotta get rid of the body." Blue warned, "Or else Monokuma will think one of us did it."

"I got it all figured out." Red pulls out a zippo, lights it up, holding it in front of his ass, then uses it as a flamethrower to burn Roger's corpse. The smoke detector sets off after the smoke rises from the corpse.

"You idiot!" Gutentaag yelled, "Are you trying to burn the school down?!"

"I am so sorry about this..." Blue was more embarrassed than ever, "Look, I'll tell Red to stop doing stupid things and focus--"

"Found a bucket of water!" Apparently Red mistakes a bucket of oil for a bucket of water, "Time to douse the corpse!"

"!!" Layton quickly grabs the oil bucket before Red can toss it onto the burning Waddle Dee. "Let's not get reckless, now...Now, let's see if there's a tarp or anything else to smother the fire with."

The water sprinkles were activated and douse the flames of a dead corpse. That actually answered Layton's question. As the fire disappears, Gutentaag picks up the charred corpse.

"Before you two thin nincompoopies do anything, it would be best if I take care of this, ja..." Then Gutentaag smelled the corpse, "Was that Pepsi flavored? I do not recall this corpse smelling like a cheap soda pop..."

"We better give it a proper burial, dude." Blue suggested.

"But outside, there is nothing we can do about it. It's heavily guarded. We need to escape this facility. Hmm... perhaps there is a way in the basement..."

"Anyone got a map?" Pop asked.

"Nah, I don't have one with me dude." Blue shrugged.

It's then that the rift outside lost its control over the situation. This resulted in a slight tremor in the halls.

"(!) What now...?!" Layton responded.

"Oooh~ This is new." Pops spoke.

"Did you hear something?" asked Blue.

"Attention, attention. All students and faculty should report to the library at once for a very special meeting. Again, every bastard in this school should report to the library pronto!"

This message played on the intercoms.

"What could he be playing at now...?" Layton pondered as he headed to the library.

"What if I refuse to go there, hmm?" Jurgen asked, "You can't make me go there. I'm a free vampi-- I mean man! Ja! I am a man... who is painted differently."

"Am I painted differently?" Red looks at his himself, "OH MY GOD, I'M A FREAK!!!!"

"Red, just go..." Blue spoke.

The rest of the faculty leaves the hallway and are on their way to the library. Whatever announcement that Monokuma has in mind is not a good one for them.

Mister Torgue: AWW SNAP! THIS LOCATION HAS ALMOST REACHED ITS MAXIMUM CAPACITY!! BLAME THE POPULATION!!!

The rest of the students and faculty arrive at the university library. It wouldn't be quiet anymore now that there's so many people around here. Many people complained about Monokuma's dictatorship, but some people are cool with it. A few wouldn't care less because they think Monokuma wasn't serious.

Meanwhile, Mordecai sees a notification window that nobody can see, saying that he completed his quest and earned 500 experience. He gained a level.

"Okay... this is starting to get weird." Mordecai commented, "Should I go to the doctor about this?"

"I dunno." Rigby shrugged, "It's like you're in a video game or something."

"Tch, as if "Trash Boat"." Mordecai read Rigby's text above his head, that somehow shows his name, "Heh heh heh..."

"I thought we agreed never call me that stupid name!"

"I know, but what I'm seeing is that your name's Trash Boat above your head, and you're level 1."

"I'm level 1?! How does it even make sense?! I'm much skilled than that!"

"Minions!! I thought I told you two to protect me from murderers?!" Claptrap meet up with the slackers, "You know I can deduct your salary until you hit rock bottom. As your new boss, I will give you orders, and if you do what I asked, then--"

"You're level 5." Mordecai commented Claptrap, "And your title said your a cowardly robot."

"How do you know...?" Claptrap noticed Mordecai has something, "Oooh, I get it! You got a gift for playing too much video games. Allow me to explain to you, meatbag! Every time you level up, you get to pick which ability you want to put in. The more you input, the better skills you get. Your stats will affect yourself and thus making you a badass! How's that for a small explanation, minion?"

"Dude... sweet!" Mordecai smiled.

"I learned that by reading a manga... from South Korea!" Claptrap guessed.

"Is this gonna take hours?" asked Gutentaag, "Ja, it will take hours- it just puts people to sleep while in a middle of a meeting. Why does he have to invite everybody over? It's ridiculous."

"Hell would be a better place than this mess..." Jurgen commented, "....Wait-- NO I DON'T WANT TO JINX IT!"

"Excuse me?" Gutentaag looked at Jurgen, "Huh. Nevermind. Just stop whining and we'll be fine."

"This meeting is boring. I'm going to get a cola..." Muscle Man walks off to the vending machine, only to find out that it only has Pepsi, "HEY! What gives with a cheap drink?!!" Then he destroyed it by punching it.

"You know this whole shit is your fault, Red." Blue is still mad at Red for ruining the university, "Just look at these people. They're scared right no-- what are you eating?!"

Red is munching Roger's hand. "Mwaff?" He talked with his mouth full, "Muff meaffin' mrieff fooff."

Kaoru was listening to claptrap's explanation. "Ah, that explains it. But the wierd thing is, the only game i've played was Sword Art Online, where I was trapped in for atleast 2 years together with this guy and Mordecai." Kaoru points at Ted.

"Huh, what?" Ted looked up while he was drinking the last cola from that vending machine.

"I wish I was trapped with you, babe." Red flirts on Kaoru, "'Cuz this red guy's gonna fuck ya allll night long!"

"It says you're level 2..." Mordecai spoke to Kaoru, "The red guy is... Level 9001?!"

"'Cuz I'm awesome!" Red grinned, "Best part is that when this meeting is over, I'm gonna teach this girl what sexual education is really about!"

"You really wanna get laid, do you?" Blue questions Red's attempt to bang Kaoru.

"Yeah, I just lvl'd up." Kaoru said, ignoring Red.

Suddenly a notification pops up in front of Ted:

You gained a buff by drinking a Cola that is over the date.

You gained 'Hyperactivity'
Buff duration: 2 minutes.
Movement speed increased by 2%

Ted started to run around the library like crazy.

Professor Layton arrives at the library, keeping his wits about him.

Zenmei, Chaperon, Alastor, Quartz, Kotonoha, and the new kid arrive as well, ready for whatever tricks Monokuma might have.

Peacock, of course, is still bound in the boiler room.

Ted calmed down and fell on the ground, very tired.

A notification popped up infront of Ted:

A skill has been created though special action.
Through running constantly for atleast 1 minute, the skill [Running endurance] has been created.

Running endurance [passive] lvl 1 exp: 2,54%

"Geinig." Ted said as he presses away the notification and continues to rest.


"Mordecai, we should check out what we can do with this abilitiy. We have to wait, anyway." Kaoru suggested.