This emo vampire used to own a night club for zombies, but eventually he was thwarted by the Freelance Police. Now that he is a prisoner in Hell, he will stop at nothing to escape to the real world to make trouble once again.
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Jurgen
An escaped vampire from Hell.
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Tracgam University
a character in “Fusion Fantasy Neo”, as played by Karasz
Description
So begins...
Jurgen's Story
"Nice to know," Zenmei replied to Dr. Y (flatly, and with an unamused face).
"Well, we'll see how unimportant the tower's secret is when we complete the Tower Key," Twilight snarked.
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Meanwhile, Fawful was starting to gain on Jagger and Peacock, whom had discovered something.
"{whistle} Get a load o' those tracks!" Peacock commented. Indeed, there was a series of tiny little marks in the ground, leading to somewhere. Best guess: these are footprints.
"They go on and on...You think something's on the move? Or...waiting?" Jagger noted.
"Well, we'll see how unimportant the tower's secret is when we complete the Tower Key," Twilight snarked.
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Meanwhile, Fawful was starting to gain on Jagger and Peacock, whom had discovered something.
"{whistle} Get a load o' those tracks!" Peacock commented. Indeed, there was a series of tiny little marks in the ground, leading to somewhere. Best guess: these are footprints.
"They go on and on...You think something's on the move? Or...waiting?" Jagger noted.
Steve pulls out his bazooka just in case something bad's going to happen. He looks around to see if anything moves. He seems to stick close to Ted for some reason.
"I never said it was unimportant," said Dr. Y. "I said I wasn't interested."
Dr. Y doesn't finish the thought with a bitter remark, which is kind of new for him.
Dr. Y doesn't finish the thought with a bitter remark, which is kind of new for him.
"Blech... Maybe I should've rethink my motives to get out of Hell... How should I say... "be a nice guy" instead of being a dumkuff." Jurgen spoke, "Maybe I should sell ice cream instead of stealing ice cream."
"Heyoo?" Steve looks at Jurgen for a bit.
"Are you trying to tell us that you want to be good? You have low rep, no?" Heavy said, "You are vampire, and try to suck blood from men and women alike."
"I can do more than that... I can be... A DJ FOR TRACGAM! It's good, ja?"
"Hmm...." The Heavy scratch his chin and ponders if he's serious, "I do not know..."
"Heyoo?" Steve looks at Jurgen for a bit.
"Are you trying to tell us that you want to be good? You have low rep, no?" Heavy said, "You are vampire, and try to suck blood from men and women alike."
"I can do more than that... I can be... A DJ FOR TRACGAM! It's good, ja?"
"Hmm...." The Heavy scratch his chin and ponders if he's serious, "I do not know..."
"Even if you wanted to," said Dr. Y, catching up to Jurgen. "I don't think people are going to give you the chance. Since you tried to, you know, escape from hell and enslave the dwarves. And that's just in the last few hours."
"But don't you even know that I hate being a servant to Lucifer?!?!" Jurgen complained, "Every day I had to do work for him without a break! He never lets me sleep from all the work I put up with. And it hurts my back!"
Steve plays Jurgen off with a sad violin.
"Cleaning after Cerebrus' mess, giving Satan a spongebath with a Spongebob toy, forced to be his therapist over the fact that he lost to two Japanese girls in a game of tug-o-war, AND HAD TO STAY WITH HIM AND HIS MOTHER FOR A MONTH?!?! IT'S MADNESS!!! I can't take that anymore!"
"Heyoo!" Steve stops playing the violin.
Steve plays Jurgen off with a sad violin.
"Cleaning after Cerebrus' mess, giving Satan a spongebath with a Spongebob toy, forced to be his therapist over the fact that he lost to two Japanese girls in a game of tug-o-war, AND HAD TO STAY WITH HIM AND HIS MOTHER FOR A MONTH?!?! IT'S MADNESS!!! I can't take that anymore!"
"Heyoo!" Steve stops playing the violin.
"I am aware," Double replied to Jurgen. "But I see no reason to sympathize."
"You...don't sympathize with anything, from what I hear," Twilight comments to Double.
"You...don't sympathize with anything, from what I hear," Twilight comments to Double.
"Maybe the idea is completely lost on you," said Dr. Y. "Your brain having decayed with the rest of your body so many years ago. But you died and went to hell. Hell is punishment. Hell is unfair. Hell is eternal pain and suffering, which means you don't get a break and a chance to change your ways, let alone deserve one."
Eventually, the group catches up to Jagger and Peacock...who are both restrained in the air by magic gold shackles!
"Rrgghhh...! What is this?!" Jagger exclaimed, trying to wriggle free (to no avail).
"They're completely restrained!" Twilight said in shock. "But what could have - ?"
"I-I got an idea...!" Zenmei said, pointing to the most probable source.
Floating high in the air is an eight-foot-tall armored horse of gold, with narrow blade-like legs. Its wings spread far apart, their ethereal energy scattering.
"Rrgghhh...! What is this?!" Jagger exclaimed, trying to wriggle free (to no avail).
"They're completely restrained!" Twilight said in shock. "But what could have - ?"
"I-I got an idea...!" Zenmei said, pointing to the most probable source.
Floating high in the air is an eight-foot-tall armored horse of gold, with narrow blade-like legs. Its wings spread far apart, their ethereal energy scattering.
"A giant alien horse," said Dr. Y. "Now I've seen everything."
Dr. Y loads his shotgun.
"I'm going to go ahead and assume this thing isn't friendly."
Dr. Y loads his shotgun.
"I'm going to go ahead and assume this thing isn't friendly."
Peacock was alert to Dr. Y readying his gun. "Wait, don't - !"
Before she could warn the man, the horse creature cast a glow from its blue eyes, locking up the trigger.
"...That's what it did to me..."
"I...I have no idea what it is...!" Zenmei replied to Heavy. "But it sure looks powerful...!"
Before she could warn the man, the horse creature cast a glow from its blue eyes, locking up the trigger.
"...That's what it did to me..."
"I...I have no idea what it is...!" Zenmei replied to Heavy. "But it sure looks powerful...!"
"No monster is powerful like Heavy."
The RED Heavy lifts up his minigun and spins it rapidly. He aims at the guardian. Steve aims carefully with his bazooka.
The RED Heavy lifts up his minigun and spins it rapidly. He aims at the guardian. Steve aims carefully with his bazooka.
Dr. Y opens fire on the horse... or would, if anything but "click" came out of the shotgun.
"What the-" asked Dr. Y.
The doctor's shotgun is enchanted so that it never runs out of ammo... but other than that it's a normal shotgun, and it still needs to not be jammed to fire.
"Great," said Dr. Y, tossing the shotgun to the ground. "So much for the easy way."
"What the-" asked Dr. Y.
The doctor's shotgun is enchanted so that it never runs out of ammo... but other than that it's a normal shotgun, and it still needs to not be jammed to fire.
"Great," said Dr. Y, tossing the shotgun to the ground. "So much for the easy way."
By the guardian's eye glow, Steve's bazooka also locks up, as does Heavy's gun.
"Foolish nag of gaudy plating!" Fawful shouts. "Prepare to be peppered with my laser paprika of DOOM!" But of course, his phaser also locks up.
"One more...!" Zenmei charges with Rekinen in hand...but instead gets held back by some mysterious force. In fact, all eleven are lifted into the air by the guardian's magic, restricted in place.
Reckless. You will not claim the key I hold with this behavior.
"Foolish nag of gaudy plating!" Fawful shouts. "Prepare to be peppered with my laser paprika of DOOM!" But of course, his phaser also locks up.
"One more...!" Zenmei charges with Rekinen in hand...but instead gets held back by some mysterious force. In fact, all eleven are lifted into the air by the guardian's magic, restricted in place.
Reckless. You will not claim the key I hold with this behavior.
"Let me guess," said Dr. Y, struggling in vain against the magic. "You're some jackass precursor that guards the key and won't let us get it unless we pass some arbitrary test."
Who said I would give you the key at all? As far as I am concerned, you are all trespassing.
"Y-You got it all wrong...!" Jagger struggled to say. "We were brought here by those keys - "
And you are wasting my time.
"Then what is it...that you want...?!" Twilight retorted.
Spreading his wings, the guardian cast out a pulse that flung everyone back and down onto the ground.
Think on that yourself. I, Ortus of the Order, will decide if you should return to the planet.
With that, the guardian Ortus vanished into thin air.
"Great...that Ortus is sending us on a wild goose chase..." Zenmei groaned, pulling his (literally) broken left arm together.
"Y-You got it all wrong...!" Jagger struggled to say. "We were brought here by those keys - "
And you are wasting my time.
"Then what is it...that you want...?!" Twilight retorted.
Spreading his wings, the guardian cast out a pulse that flung everyone back and down onto the ground.
Think on that yourself. I, Ortus of the Order, will decide if you should return to the planet.
With that, the guardian Ortus vanished into thin air.
"Great...that Ortus is sending us on a wild goose chase..." Zenmei groaned, pulling his (literally) broken left arm together.