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"I also assigned you two for your own dorm rooms as well. I hope you won't mind new roommates living in with you two because they will be coming to the university soon."
"Here we are, Connor. This is that Trancnam University place we were talking about." Tesla said.
"Tracgam University," Connor corrected.
"Right. What'd I say?" Tesla replied, disregarding his previous error. "Anyway, it's not the U of MIA, but it still looks pretty cool. Let's find out where the dorms are and..."
"Wait," Connor said. "We should probably find out more about this place. I know I don't know where anything here is. There should probably be someone inside who can tell us where we should go."
"Sure. You go ahead, I'll stay in the car," Tesla said. Connor got out of the car and walked inside the main building. Looking around, he walked up to what he thought was the information desk.
"Can I help you two?" asked the receptionist.
Turning his attention back to the receptionist, Connor asked, "The two of us are new students here. We wanted to know where we could find the dorms. Could you give us directions or do you have a map we could use?"
Meanwhile, Theodore and Benson walk out of the university and have a little time together.
"Ah, I see that we are getting new students every time. And as long as we make sure that the students stay out of trouble, I can assure them that everything will go with a flow." Theodore smiled, "I am quite confident that's for sure."
"And if the students cause any trouble, they will be expelled."
"Benson, why would you say that?"
"Look, I do the same with the slackers Mordecai and Rigby when they mess up and can't do their jobs right."
"Hmm, I don't know.... Expulsion over a small thing would be too extre-- GREAT GOOGILY MOO--
Benson screamed and jumped out of the way, but Theodore gets hit by a car driven by a red stick figure with a very cool hat. Theordore lands in the bush, but is critically injured.
"Ooooh....!! OOOOWWW!!!...."
"Principle Theodore Bundowski! Are you okay?!" Benson checks on him, "Oh no... A major blow from that...."
Then a red stick figure breaks through the car's windows and he is completely drunk.
"WHAT'S UP, MUTHA FUCKAS!!!!?!" Then Red vomited.
"YOU IDIOT! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!!" Benson screamed as his head is raging red, "YOU JUST RAN OVER THE SCHOOL PRINCIPLE! WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF?!!!"
"I blame 'yoursel--*BURP!!*" Red laughed out loud, "Oh man... HEY! BABES! Let's go to school together! TOH-GAH! TOH-GAH! TOH-GAH! TOH-GAH! TOH-GAH! TOH-GAH! TOH-GA---"
"GRRAAGGGHHH!!!!!" Benson calls 911 with his cellphone, "Help! The principal is hurt really badly! I need you to come over here and pick him up immediately!"
"Urrf.... I'm okay.... for a bit.." Theodore coughed, "Oh, I knew there's gonna be a jinx..."
The ambulance arrive as the paramedics come to pick him up from the bush. They then take him to Tracgam Hospital immediately. Benson glares at Red while his fist is shaking.
"You're lucky that I didn't call the cops because they weren't due to them doing a strike."
"You're welco-- *burp*" Red chuckled, "Hey, where's Blue! I gotta show him this porno magazine. Oooh, he will love this! This is the last of its kind, yo!"
"OH FOR THE LOVE OF!!!" Benson rips the magazine apart.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!"
???: Uhh, testing....Mic check! Mic check!
Monokuma: Alright you bastards, listen up! I'm now the principal of this school, Monokuma! All students and teachers who are inside the school buildings have been chosen to participate in the brand new University Life of Mutual Killings!
Monokuma: If you happen to be outside, I hope you bastards know how to climb fences, because in the next 20 seconds, those guns will go live, and they'll shoot any punks that are outside on the school grounds! Those outside of the school grounds, I suggest you tune in to your local television station to watch how your classmates and teachers handle this desbearingly new situation!
Monokuma: Oh, and don't think of trying to get in through the doors, or I'll give you all taste of my super special punishments!
"DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU'VE DONE?!!" Benson screamed, "This school is now taken over by a psychopath and it's all your fault!"
"Chill out, dude! I'm sure he's just kidding!"
"“A joke? It seems you’re very much doubting me."
"But I guess it’s just natural. We’re living in an age where you can’t survive if you trust your neighbours, after all."
"In any case, I will let you confirm for yourselves whether my words are true or not. When you do that, you’ll soon understand that my words are always one hundred percent factual!”
"If it wasn't for the cops slacking off, the cops would arrest you for taking over school property." Benson yelled at Monokuma.
"Can't you just be nice to a teddy bear?" Red shows his googily eyes in front of Benson.
"Arghh.." Benson facepalms, "Okay. I'll inform everyone that they must report themselves to the auditorium so you will explain what's going on here."
"When I say jump, everyone jumps. You do anything to mess with my plan and I'll use you as the perfect test subject for my super special punishments!"
He then turns to Red.
"And you, put me down before I claw your eyes out!"
"OKAY! Fine. You're the boss. You do what you want with the students and faculty." Benson said.
"I got an idea. Since that red stick figure started this whole mess, you can take him. He'll have fun with the others."
Oh, fuck no! I'm too sexy for that!"
"What the hell!?" Tesla shouted out. Just as the two were processing what happened, the doors to the main building shut, leaving Connor trapped inside and Tesla locked outside.
"Now what's going on?" Connor asked. He tried to open the door, but it seemed to be locked. "Hey Tesla, I can't open the door. Help me out."
"I can't open the door either." Tesla said trying and failing to open the door from the outside.
Connor kept trying to open the door, but got no success. Noticing that he brought the bag containing his supplies with him, he jokingly thought about just busting the door down, but unless it was an emergency, he didn't want to damage school property. Maybe they just had an automated door system and it malfunctioned. Though, the both of them only seemed to half-notice the other stuff that was going on. Some girl shouting something over the intercom.
"But before I continue..."
The fences surrounding the school suddently became alive with pure electricity running through them. The gatling guns began to move and track those who dared to approach the campus.
"Don't want any uninvited guests now."
"Even if someone, somehow, does get onto school grounds, I've reinforced every piece of this school. Only outright nuking the place would work in breaking down the doors and windows."
"But I doubt anyone wants to hurt the people inside...."
"Whatever! School is for morons anyway." Red commented.
"Well, good luck with that, moron!"
"FUCK YOU, GUMBALL!!!" Red screamed with his mouth foaming. Benson leaves and he heads for Tracgam Cafe.
"How serious?" Connor asked.
"Guns and electric fences, man! Do whatever you can to get this door open!" Tesla shouted. Having brought his own equipment with him, Tesla quickly unzipped the bag, pulled his cyber-arms out and started to put them on. Meanwhile, on his side of the door, Connor went through his bag to pull out his quarterstaff. Extending it, he started to jab at the glass of one of the windows, hoping to break through.
"That's useless to do, you know? No matter how hard you try, you won't get anywhere like that."
"But since this is the first day, I'll be a nice bear. I'll let you get out of here, no questions asked. All you have to do is just never return."
"A fair trade, don't you think? Your life for the lives of everyone else?"
"Oh crud, this is nuts," Connor said, holding his staff defensively as worry built up the more he stood there. "I don't know what's going on but I really don't want to be in this."
Meanwhile, just on the outside of the door, Tesla, now with his armor on, started punching away at the door. Not hearing much action from Connor, he shouted, "Hey Connor, how's it goin' in there? You okay?"