Setting
This part of the building the main lobby though. So this means that the people can check in and check out anytime they want.
Strong Bad: The Cheat, this is amazing! How? Wha--? Duh--!? Is this what the hotel looks like from the inside? It's got to be a 5-star kind of thing... where they have fountains... and high quality carpets, man... But it needs a name. Something that will spice up the mix. Something that will make it look cool, suave, and all time classic. Something like the movies we did to... Wait! Of course! Why haven't I thought of a name before? From now on, this hotel shall be called Dangeresque Luxery Hotel. Because with the name like that, it will be too hard to say no. The only problem we got at the moment is the lack of people. You know, the kind of people who come in here and mingle with the crowds... and enjoy it too... It's that kind of thing.
Speak of the devil! Another person walks in while he scratches his butt and mumbles softly. It seems to be another Strong Bad, only taller and more stinkier.
Senor Cardgage: Oivey cavey.... Is there a monstrudel in da housa...?
Strong Bad: There's a start. The Cheat, how many rooms do we have in the hotel?
The Cheat: Mehmehmeh.
Strong Bad: Twenty rooms? I thought this is a five-stories building! Are you telling me that it's incomplete?
The Cheat: Meh meh meh.
Strong Bad: I guess the only way to improve this hotel is to get more money and buy expansions for this thing. What if there is an alternative?
The Cheat: Meeehhh....
Strong Bad: More people? *thinks* Hmm.... That's a better alternative.
Senor Cardgage: Cucumbers... and wingdings....
Strong Bad: Hey, Cardgage? Need a room?
Senor Cardgage: Huh... Why not...
With the first guest on the first day, Strong Bad hands over the key to Senor Cardgage. The Cheat leads Cardgage to his destined room.
Strong Bad: Deep down inside, he is totally happy. I'm surprised he's not complaining about a firey textured carpet. Man, what a guy!
Ted: Hoi goochem. Mag ik hier een kamer huren?
He asked Strong Bad in Dutch as he looked around.
Strong Bad did not understand Dutch. He probably forgot about tourism and their languages.
Strong Bad: Kamer Huren? What the crap?? Is this some kind of vocabulary I find from Coach Z's book of nonsensical rap words???
Ted gets a bit irritated.
He misheard Ted saying that he wants to slap him in the face.
Strong Bad: Oooooh... Sleeping. You want to sleep here...
The Cheat: Meh meh meh?
Strong Bad: This guy in a Santaman getup wants to sleep here. You know the drill: give him the room so he can turn his room into an early Decemberween room.
The Cheat: Meh!
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