Darius Arteria
❝It's amazing what human stupidity and unlimited funds can achieve when together, don't you agree?❞
The Inside
| Nickname(s) |
I do not respond to any name other than Darius, or Darry, for those who must impose a nickname on everything.
| Gender |
Last I checked, I was(and still am) male. I can only pray that doesn't change.
| Age |
I am a lovely twenty, any younger and I'd be a horrible idea for a valet. One should never act as a valet in their rebel years, it isn't healthy. | Face Claim |
The Valet of the Darkest Shade
| Master/Sevant Relationship |
Like, Hate, No Feelings Whatsoever, Love, or Newly met?
I have just recently met my employer, and so have yet to develop feelings of any sort for her.
How long have you known your Master/Servant?
As stated not one sentence ago, we have only just met.
| Spot/Role |
Servant 8 [center]
I do not respond to any name other than Darius, or Darry, for those who must impose a nickname on everything.
| Gender |
Last I checked, I was(and still am) male. I can only pray that doesn't change.
| Age |
I am a lovely twenty, any younger and I'd be a horrible idea for a valet. One should never act as a valet in their rebel years, it isn't healthy.
The Valet of the Darkest Shade
| Master/Sevant Relationship |
Like, Hate, No Feelings Whatsoever, Love, or Newly met?
I have just recently met my employer, and so have yet to develop feelings of any sort for her.
How long have you known your Master/Servant?
As stated not one sentence ago, we have only just met.
| Spot/Role |
Servant 8
*Anything that can be defined as being "for refined tastes"
*Classical music
*Being a valet
*The Bering Strait. Yes, you read that right.
*Uncouth behavior
*Oranges, not tangerines or clementines, oranges. There is just something about the inner peel sticking to the flesh that just irks me.
*Being called a butler/servant. The nomenclature of either brings to mind one who handles the entire household, whereas I only make sure my employer is well cared for. While I can buttle with the rest of them, I am a valet first, last, and foremost.
*Anyone who tries to interfere with my duties as a valet.
| Personality |
And now we reach the meat and potatoes of what makes a man worth hiring. If you will check references five through seven, I display a full mastery over a vast range of subjects, from philosophy (my favourite philosopher is Spinoza; I find Nietzsche fundamentally unsound) through an encyclopaedic knowledge of poetry, science, history, psychology, geography, politics, and literature. I am also a bit of a "whiz", as my employer two folks back called me, in all matters pertaining to gambling, car maintenance, etiquette, cooking, tailoring, and women. However, my most impressive feats are a flawless knowledge of the aristocracy and making breakfast in the mornings(I have yet to find someone with a meal to match my cari oufes et pommes de terres). I attribute my mental prowess to eating fish, it is most certainly a wholesome meal when prepared in a proper way. I have a distinct—and often negative—opinion of items about which my employers take a shine to that are no means proper. I also feel obligated to mention that I can be a little brash at times when something that truly irks me continues without reprieve. And finally, as people have begged me to warn you, I have a habit of flickering in and out of a room while no one's watching, or as they put it, and I quote, "appearing out of fecking nowhere and disappearing just as fast".
| Bio |
Not much to say, really. I am merely a valet, and that is all you need be concerned about. And don't expect any more out of me, because while I have acquired many skills over my life so far, none of them need to be borne for the world to always see.
| Other |
Do not think for a second that I will stand idly while someone wanders about in hideous attire or possesses horrid taste in furniture. I can, and will, destroy it with fire at some point.
