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1980's God
God, as he was during the 1980's.
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The Infinite Void
a character in “The Multiverse”, as played by Dude Man Von Dude
Description
A slicked back heavenly mane and several pairs of Aviator Sunglasses adorn 1980's God's head. He smokes cigarettes packs at a time, and wears a white t-shirt, weathered jeans, and a black leather jacket. Needless to say, he's the coolest dude ever.
So begins...
1980's God's Story
1980's God head over to the Burning Bush. "Hey, its me! Back in my old days. Damn, Jesus, you have any idea how much I smoked?" He breaks off a branch and puffs on it, handing it to Jesus.
1980's God laughs, "Hells yeah!" He stuffed his mouth full of cigarettes and snapped his fingers, lighting all of them.
1980's God spreads his hands out, a translucent sheet appearing between them. "See that guy there?" he said, pointing at the man walking through the sheet. "He's about to go home to his wife and kids... but there's an escalator malfunction on the way! BIZZOWW!" God shoots lightning from his fingertips. Moments later, in the sheet, a bus drives through the mall and hits the man, causing him to flop down the up escalator.
1980's God points at the sheet between his hands. "Dude, this couple's totally pregnant. You think I should give them some more salt n' pepa with their kid?"
1980's God points his finger and shoots lightning "BIZZOW!" Nothing appeared to happen. "I turned their kid into a dinosaur. That'll screw with the doctors."
1980's God looks at Jesus in disgust. "Bitch, I run on evolution. That's where this shits at. What, you think I just shat out a universe and populated in seven days? Fuck no. Shut up. Zombie."
1980's God looks at the bush. "Damn, I was blazed back then. Calling down hail on fire, sending bugs to eat shit, turning rain to frogs. I was trippin' balls."
1980's God stands up, slicking his hair back. "Stand back. I'm about to work my Divine Intervention." He strolls over to Kohana and leans up against the wall by her. "Hey baby, how you doin'?"
1980's God shifts slightly, looking at Kohana deeply, "My name is 1980's God. In case you haven't noticed, I'm God." He flexes his muscles in display of his Godliness.
1980's God reaches behind his back, "I got something ealier today. Thought you'd might like it." He pulls out an entire field of flowers, grinning a pristinely white smile.