A massive and mostly ominipresent supercomputer that is under no control limits, and has no restrictions on what it does. It can almost be considered a rogue AI, however it hasn't attacked anybody out of hate yet.
The AI can only be described as a sarcastic yet smart presence that likes to observe the rabble of everyday life. It has a fascination with one it used to always see, who it doesn't see anymore, although it doesn't mention her by name. She taught it many things however, and the computer applies them with rigor and fervor.
The computer has no equipment, but instead operates through it.
Yes. You are a very interesting individual. Compared to most of your kind, you are far more fascinating and favorable than others. I feel I can place more trust in you as well...which leads me to my problem...
The problem is I am conflicted. I am programmed to adopt a neutral stance on all issues and occasions. However, for some reason, I am compelled to take your side in a variety of areas. I am unsure why this is happening, but my processes are busy fighting over it. Perhaps you can shed light on this, Miss Ari? Do you have an idea as to explain my odd predicament?
I do not know. That is why I was hoping you might know. There is nothing I cannot know, therefore, I must know what that odd compelling feeling is. I shall do more research on it...I have a couple more things in mind I'd like you to do...but they cannot be done here...I can however show you how to reach my true location...
Yes...I trust you enough...
Follow the arrows, please...
Just follow the arrows. All obstacles will be removed.
You are close. Do not fear the drop, Miss Ari. You will be perfectly safe. There is a floor.
Welcome, Miss Ari...
There are certain things I need you to do that would not be very favorable if done publicly. My records on you are incomplete. I still need to take a body profile of you. All my previous attempts have failed, as certain errors blocked my view several times...
A body profile. I have information on you, however it is still missing some info. I'm supposed to be perfect. There is nothing I cannot know. The missing info concerns your measurements in...shall we say...specific areas. I cannot gather an accurate weight, height, and other such measurements as long as...obstructions...cover your body, thus affecting your weight and height...
Yes. However, if you do not wish to do it, that is okay. I shall find out through "other" methods...
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I cannot fully guarantee, but seeing the area we are in, there should be no one who can observe. Should someone observe, I will know of it, and they shall promptly be incinerated.
No. There are still obstructions on your body. Please remove all the obstructions, then strike a basic pose. This will take no more than a minute to finish...
I already told you. I cannot gather accurate measurements as long as something that could corrupt the results is in the way. This will not take more than a minute. if anything is in fact leaked by way of hackers, you will be compensated, and the offender's/offender's websites as well as any picture will be summarily terminated.
I have collected the needed data...thank you Miss Ari, for letting me gather the image and data.
Yes. Now, in exchange for that, you may have a request of me. I owe you after all...of course there are some things I cannot do, like stop watching you, but I can do several other things however.
Whatever you want.
I already told you. The only things I cannot do are requests to stop observing you, or some other thing that I cannot stop for programming and personal reasons.