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Raiivyn
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Solinus City
a character in “The Multiverse”, originally authored by Arrow, as played by Script
Description
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So begins...
Raiivyn's Story
"Tha's racist!" the cushion exclaimed, "Maybe I think there shouldn't be talkin' fleshbags, huh? If you saw a talkin' animal would you crumple it up, huh? How's a talkin' cushion any weirder than anythin' else here?!"
"So wha', you're jus' an ass?" the cushion retorted, "Don'tcha know it's not right to take out your anger on innocent people? Nobody likes people who do that! You're a saaadist, a nasty evil saaadist!"
The cushion blew a raspberry, despite having no tongue.
The cushion blew a raspberry, despite having no tongue.
"Ass? I'll show you ass, and it's not too bad if I do say so myself," she shot back, laughing slightly. The blonde then stood and prepared to sit down on top of the cushion. "Like I said, cushions aren't people. You probably won't feel a thing, you were meant to be sit on. And don't worry, I don't feel pleasure from causing pain."
"It's just convenient that it will make me feel better."
"It's just convenient that it will make me feel better."
"Ewwwww!" the cushion exclaimed, disappearing in a poof of smoke just as Lysaria sat down. It reappeared on the counter, before a second poof of smoke surrounded it. When the smoke cleared, the furry form of Raiivyn himself was sat cross legged on the counter. "Eww, I don't want anything to do with your butt! You're a pedo is what you are, rubbin' your butt in a lil' kid's face!"
"Knew you weren't a cushion," she said, shrugging casually. "It's your fault for pretending to be one. If you were a glass, I'd drink from you, and if you were door, I'd open you. Pick your battles better, brat," Lysaria informed Raiivyn, waggling her finger at him. She propped her elbow against the counter again, leaning against it whilst grinning at him.
"I'm not a brat!" Raiivyn protested, "'least I don't go around beatin' people up jus' 'cause I've got my knickers in a twist over somethin'! Wha' does make you, huh?"
"Brats are brats," she answered", "I'm just tired of bullshit. Don't need a talking cushion brat giving me lip about it either. So it makes me...human, I guess. What're you supposed to be anyway?"
The snickering of a small boy with oddly metallic looking skin and glowing eyes might catch the ears of Raiivyn and Lysaria. Apparently, he had been watching, and had taken notice. Wonder why.
Raiivyn folded his arms over his furry chest, "Whaddo I look like, doofus? I'm not tellin' you if you don't already know!" he said, sticking his tongue out. "An' you're jus' makin' more bullshit by beatin' people up! Betcha you'd say it was bullshit if some crazy lady walked in and clocked you one jus' 'cause she was in a hissy fit over somethin'!"
"You look like your mother was a bear. Unfortunately, that doesn't tell me what you are at all." Lysaria chuckled softly. "Oh, maybe so, but you'd get mad too if you walked into a bar and got a firefight instead of a drink. And then to top it all off, some smartass furry cushion brat snarks at you right after that."
She glanced towards the vaguely robotic looking boy, lips turning downwards into a frown. "Something funny?"
She glanced towards the vaguely robotic looking boy, lips turning downwards into a frown. "Something funny?"
DIN-02 casually moved forward a bit to enter the direct vicinity of Lysaria. "Nothin~" he replied in a friendly, almost slightly flirtatious tone. He then turned his attention to Raiivyn. "I don't know you're on about--She seems pretty cool to me." he offered in an ever-chill tone. He dressed like a real cool cat, but his build didn't suggest he was designed for combat...
"Your hat's on the wrong way around." Raiivyn remarked. "An' lady, it's Gambit's, your hopes were way too high."
DIN-02 didn't seem fazed in the least. "...Are you saying you don't deserve the attention?~" he asked, not being all that subtle about his flirting anymore. With a cool nod to Raiivyn, he adjusted his hat slightly, but did not turn it around. "My bad." he said, his tone almost perfectly genuine. Almost
Raiivyn gave DIN a stare before disappearing in a poof of smoke. He reappeared behind the boy and made to grab his hat, turning it and putting it on the right way round. "Like that, doofus! The sticky outy bit is for shadin' your eyes, not the back of your head!" he noted.
DIN-02 suddenly adopted an expression of irritation and promptly spun half way around to backhand Raiivyn with inhuman reaction speed and enough force to send him reeling. "Not /my/ hat..." he replied in a rather blunt tone, apparently suggesting that /his/ hat was designed specifically to be warn backwards and look awesome. He then promptly fixed his hat just the way he liked it and pretended none of that had actually happened, returning his attention to Lysaria. "Sounds like some people really don't know how treat a lady." he remarked passively, insisting that he was /clearly/ better than all those /other/ people that my or may not have tried flirting with her in the past.
Under circumstances where he had been expecting it, Raiivyn might have been able to dodge that smack. Unfortunately, however, he hadn't pegged the boy for the violent type. The little demon child took the backhand to the face, spinning off and away with a pitiful shriek.
He landed in a skid on the bar floor, bouncing from the drop.
After a few long moments during which he was totally stunned, Raiivyn did what any eleven year old would do in the situation.
He burst into tears.
He landed in a skid on the bar floor, bouncing from the drop.
After a few long moments during which he was totally stunned, Raiivyn did what any eleven year old would do in the situation.
He burst into tears.
Lysaria giggled at the pair until DIN-02 attempted to hit the boy. She frowned, commenting, "Hey, he may be a brat, but you shouldn't hit him. I wasn't actually going to when I said so."
She scowled, hopping off the stool and running to Raiivyn, kneeling near him. "Are you okay?" She glanced back towards the robotic figure. "If this is how you treat other people, I'm inclined to believe that you're included amoung those people. You shouldn't get mad at kids for being kids."
She scowled, hopping off the stool and running to Raiivyn, kneeling near him. "Are you okay?" She glanced back towards the robotic figure. "If this is how you treat other people, I'm inclined to believe that you're included amoung those people. You shouldn't get mad at kids for being kids."
DIN-02 just sort of stared blankly at the two of them. "Where I come from, kids don't act like that." he stated simply. He'd know. He /was/ a kid, or at least he looked like one.