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Raiivyn
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Solinus City
a character in “The Multiverse”, originally authored by Arrow, as played by Script
Description
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So begins...
Raiivyn's Story
The light-fitting snickered, "You coulda fooled me. Clearly you care enough about how people think you look to set a mountain on fire!" it called in a sing-song voice, "You need thicker skin! Being sensitive is giiiirly!"
The light fitting swung casually and batted the tail away, "FORE!" it yelled, laughing.
The light fitting swung casually and batted the tail away, "FORE!" it yelled, laughing.
"Ooooh, you made her maad," The light called to Boss, "You better be good at grovelling, ladies hold things against you a looong time." it teased.
"I'm just givin' you life advice, elf-boy!" The light-fitting noted, "You won't get far settin' mountains on fire whenever someone calls you names! You'll end up deemed a danger to society and hated on by eeeveryone!"
The fitting swung around in circles, "Learn to deal with problems with your words! For a two-thousand year old elf you sure do act like a moody teenager!"
The fitting swung around in circles, "Learn to deal with problems with your words! For a two-thousand year old elf you sure do act like a moody teenager!"
"Man, this place is turnin' into one big 'I don't wanna face up to my problems' circle-jerk!" The light exclaimed, "Sure, ignore your faults, that'll make 'em go away! You get 'em, elfy! Stick that head in the ground like an ostrich! If you can't see the problem, it can't hurt you, right?"
With a pop, the light-fitting burst into smoke to unveil itself as a little demon child. Raiivyn stuck his tongue out at Raiden, "I've seen a lotta guys like you hangin' around here!" he said accusingly, "None of you ever learn! What's a guy gotta do to educate someone around here? Sheesh!"
With a final pulled face, Raiivyn vanished entirely in a poof of smoke.
With a final pulled face, Raiivyn vanished entirely in a poof of smoke.
At that moment, a tasselled cushion placed on one of the seats to Knight and Inari's right (wait, had there been a cushion there before?) let out a long and childish sounding...
"Eeeeeewww!" The cushion exclaimed, "You guys are bein' naaaughty."
"Eeeeeewww!" The cushion exclaimed, "You guys are bein' naaaughty."
"I'm right here, doofus," the cushion replied, waving a tassel at Christian. "See? Name's Tassels. I'ma magic cushion."
"Magic ones can be, doofus," the cushion replied indignantly, "Didn't I say I was magic? Maaaagicaaal." The cushion's tassels waved dramatically.
The cushion pointed a tassel at Inari, "You also like rubbin' your butt on people's naughty bits, 'far as I can tell. That's naaasty. You're naaasty."
The cushion noted the chickens entering with some interest. "You're one to talk!" it exclaimed, "You're a talkin' chicken! I musta ate some fucked up... cushion stuff!"
The cushion pointed a tassel at Inari, "You also like rubbin' your butt on people's naughty bits, 'far as I can tell. That's naaasty. You're naaasty."
The cushion noted the chickens entering with some interest. "You're one to talk!" it exclaimed, "You're a talkin' chicken! I musta ate some fucked up... cushion stuff!"
"Harrumph," the cushion muttered, blowing a raspberry (what? It didn't even have a tongue!) at Knight. "Trust this guy to ignore me when I'm talkin' bout his dingaling. He prolly doesn't wanna hear about it 'cause it's all tiny and shit."
The cushion blew another raspberry at Tony, tassels waving in time with the sound. "Neener neener, point your compensation stick at somebody who cares, featherbrain!"
The cushion let out an immature snicker. "Yeah I bet you enjoyed his ice cream ladydude." it called, letting out a wolfwhistle.
It returned its attention to Knight then, "Rather preoccupied with havin' his butt rubbed on you, yeah I saw."
It returned its attention to Knight then, "Rather preoccupied with havin' his butt rubbed on you, yeah I saw."
"Hey, hands off the embroidery, red-eye," the cushion grumbled, waving its tassels at the man. "I'm worth a lot, y'know! I'm an antique!"
"Aw man, turns out that was a shiny pink barrel in his pocket!" The cushion exclaimed with a snicker, "And there I thought he was just happy to see you."
"Eeeew", the cushion piped up again, "You're gonna have cooties now, furface. Don't tell your wiiife~" it giggled, having picked up on the conversation about Knight's wife earlier.
With a puff of smoke, the cushion vanished, reappearing on the table a few feet away. "You shouldn' just touch people like that," it remarked, "Or cushions. You mighta been touchin' me inappropriately for all you know, 'n that'd make you a peeedoo."
"You first, puppy-girl," the cushion said, having reappeared a short way from where Milan was sitting. "Or is that a tail, not a massive tufy of manly ass-hair?" The question was followed by a fit of giggles.