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The Harlequin

Do you want some... Entertainment?

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a character in “The Multiverse”, as played by Nevan

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A TOAST to the Fools!
Pierrot, Pantaloon,
Harlequin, Clown,
Merry-Andrew, Buffoon--
Touchstone and Triboulet--all of the tribe.--
Dancer and jester and singer and scribe.
We sigh over Yorick--(unfortunate fool,
Ten thousand Hamlets have fumbled his skull!)--
But where is the Hamlet to weep o'er the biers
Of his brothers?
And where is the poet solicits our tears
For the others?
They have passed from the world and left never
a sign,
And few of us now have the courage to sing
That their whimsies made life a more livable
thing--
We, that are left of the line,
Let us drink to the jesters--in gooseberry wine!

Then here's to the Fools!
Flouting the sages
Through history's pages
And driving the dreary old seers into rages--
The humbugging Magis
Who prate that the wages
Of Folly are Death--toast the Fools of all ages!
They have ridden like froth down the whirlpools
of time,
They have jingled their caps in the councils of
state,
They have snared half the wisdom of life in a
rhyme,
And tripped into nothingness grinning at fate--
Ho, brothers mine,
Brim up the glasses with gooseberry wine!

Though the prince with his firman,
The judge in his ermine,
Affirm and determine
Bold words need the whip,
Let them spare us the rod and remit us the
sermon,
For Death has a quip

Of the tomb and the vermin
That will silence at last the most impudent lip!
Is the world but a bubble, a bauble, a joke?
Heigho, Brother Fools, now your bubble is broke,
Do you ask for a tear?--or is it worth while?
Here's a sigh for you, then--but it ends in a smile!
Ho, Brother Death,
We would laugh at you, too--if you spared us the
breath!


The above poem is from "Dreams and Dust" by Don Marquis and is not mine.

So begins...

The Harlequin's Story

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"How old are you?" He asked, as he sat back in the seat and crossed his feet beneath his knees. "Because... If we encounter a locked door and the only way to open it is with knowledge of the past, then you're going to be crucial, aren't you?"

Harlequin, as Daemala knew, was hardly the oldest vampire in the Detente, in fact he was probably one of the youngest.

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"Old enough," Daemala sniffed, but she couldn't help but feel a little worried.

"You there," She leaned to ask the driver, "Are you older than I?"


The drivers response was to nod sagely. They would be fine, Daemala thought. Maybe. Hopefully.

"Do you have the books?"

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"I do. I have to say you look awfully... Excited to do this, if not a little nervous?" He pointed out to Daemala in a questioning way, before shrugging and peering across to Lazarus. He hoped he was as good with that weapon as he appeared, because Harlequin never took much pride in his fighting skills.

He was more of the research, stalk, restrain and murder sort of man.

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Realizing she was about to be squished in the back, Daemala flung herself from the vehicle. Running around in an all too comical bounce of furs, she ripped open the front passenger door and plopped herself inside. So this is where the buttwarmers were kept! Daemala immediately started pushing buttons. She was ready to go, and would wait for her kin.

Not for very long, or very patiently.

"Hurry up!" Daemala called from the car, turning up the radio to some funky tunes. Ooh, she linked this!

It was fitting, Daemala thought as she settled down and tucked her hands in her coat, This kind of music and this kind of weather for this kind of adventure.

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"Very well... I shall sleep, alert me when we arrive," he demanded before laying his head back against the inside of the vehicle and letting his eyes drift shut. He wouldn't actually sleep, of course, as he trusted this new kindred not one bit. Who was to say he wouldn't be attacked during his slumber?

"And please turn that music off. I hate music."

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Daemala's response was to turn the music two notches higher. Not too much, just enough to present a mild annoyance.

Where were they going anyway? She looked out the window and waited for the car to start moving.

The setting changes from Castle Vankoryth to Eastern Seaboard

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As the vehicle progressed eastward, they eventually came upon a shoreline with no choice but to follow. And so follow they did, for several hours, until a settlement appeared on the horizon... A religious institution, by the looks of it, for at the bottom of a large hill, and trailing up it, sat church after church after church... Each seemingly abandoned. Abandoned too were the houses of the men and women who once lived there, and looking up, Harlequin could see why they might have chosen to leave.

At the top of the hill, a castle stood - dark and gothic, much like Castle Vankoryth. As they got nearer, the weather took a turn for the worse and a storm quickly brewed the ocean with violent waves which splashed against the cliff below.

"I think we're here," Harlequin pointed out.

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"Perhaps I might suggest we find a weather machine the next time we go on one of these ventures," he told Daemala, probably of the same mindset as her. "I don't like getting my suit wet. Do you have an umbrella?"

He began to rummage around in the back of the van as though looking for something.

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"My geography teacher taught me about the weather before I cut her throat and got sent to an asylum," he explained as he walked along, making sure to keep close under the hood of the umbrella. "And my science teacher taught me about water and electricity too, which is why I brought this!"

He pulled out a zappy rod thing - what were they called again? He couldn't quite recall... A taser, or something?

"I think if I hit someone with it they will fry. So at least we won't go hungry if we see anyone."

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"Well I say we ignore the gothic castle and instead waste all our time checking all of these lovely orthodox churches because of course the tomb won't be in the most obvious of places - I mean, it's not like people from the middle ages were unintelligent or anything."

He was clearly being sarcastic, completely ignoring the book and the map he had hidden in his shirt somewhere as he followed the path up the hill.

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The Harlequin shrugged a little, taking the book out from under his costume and opening it to the correct page. "There should be a tomb in the castle courtyard," he revealed. "The castle seems to be like a box... Four wings surrounding an open square in the centre."

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"Why am I faced with such harsh decisions?" He asked as he set off up along the path behind Daemala. "I could climb over the castle directly and get wet, or I could try and go through it and stay try... But that might take longer and who knows what's in there."

"Grr."

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"Until we get there?"

It didn't take long, the castle soon coming upon them. It had no outer walls - or if it did they were long gone. It was just a keep, with a small set of stairs leading up to a portcullis and behind that, a heavy set of two doors which led inside. The portcullis was up, surprisingly, and on closer inspection, the door would be unlocked too.

"Good thing you brought these nameless henchmen," he pointed out. "Let's send them in first in case something dangerous is behind those doors."

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The henchmen could do nothing but accept that fact, for it was their purpose for being there after all. So, alert and cautious, they crept around the door and into the entrance hall of the keep.

A minute or so later, which they presumably spent checking for danger, they pushed the door open to reveal the inside - a large, stone hallway lined with the solid stone figures of soldiers, a previous ruler's own Terracotta warriors.

The sun spilled inside, or what little of it could shine through the stormy clouds, and lit up a large patch of dust-covered ground and millions of dead membranes and cells floating wildly through the air due to the disturbance of the outside wind.

"Ma'am," the guard said to Daemala as Harlequin stepped inside. "Layers of dust have been disturbed... There are footprints that aren't as fresh as our own."

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"I don't see gargoyle footprints," The Harlequin replied, almost lashing out. No way was the new guy taking all the glory for this discovery! With a huff, he barged on ahead and tried to ignore all the portraits of old families - though it did bother him a little that not a single person in any of them had open eyes.

Coming towards the end of the hall, The Harlequin found himself face to face with a locked door of iron and made to crack it open with various assortments of hairpins he happened to have on his person. He had some experience in lockpicking.

When the door was finally opened, the entire castle seemed to shift in ambience, as though something down the dark corridors they were now faced with had woken up. What worried him most, however, was how the dust layer on the once-varnished wooden floor did not contain footprints... But rather the tracks of some elongate figure sliding across the ground.

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The Harlequin truly had no care for the way Lazarus ordered the guards around. After all, they were just pawns unlikely to survive the venture. Red shirts, if you will.

He continued on, eventually coming to another corridor that seemed to go in the direction of the centre of the keep. At least they were heading the right way, so with keen eyes he continued. Of course, he was too thrilled with his own navigational skills to notice that the eyes of one painting lining the walls followed the three of them keenly.

It was a portrait of an old Greek hero, by the looks of it. He held a shield and spear and his foot wrestled down the head of a mighty snake.

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"Oh bother, you noticed me," the painted Greek hero said, as he moved within the painting and took a seat upon the snake below him. Only he moved, the snake didn't - acting as what Harlequin presumed to be a statue in the world between the frames.

"Oh look, they have them here too," Harlequin noticed, lightly prodding the bronze frame with the tip of his knife. "It appears as though we've been compromised. So, what do we do now Daemala? Run? Hide?"

"How about answer a riddle?" The Hero butt in. "If you get it right, I'll open up the passage to where you want to go. If you get it wrong, well... Running and hiding will be your best bets, I imagine."

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"Let's start with a simple riddle. So incredibly simple, in fact, that there's no possible way you could get this wrong. However, to measure your capacity for intelligence, it will be the riddle I tell to you this day."

The Greek hero cleared his throat, then began.

"A woman has seven children, half of them are male. How is this possible?"

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The Harlequin rolled his eyes.

"They're all male."

"Correct!" The Greek Hero screeched, pointing his finger at The Harlequin as best he could from a 2D perspective into a 3D one. "Honestly, you two, how could you NOT get that correct? And you! What is all this rubbish about Divines and Shamans!"

"Still, we got it right, so now we get to go through, yes?" The Harlequin asked impatiently.

"Well, I'm not too pleased about letting anyone except the correct guesser go through, but I suppose I DID make a deal. Very well, all three of you may pass."

The wall behind them suddenly clicked, shifted, then slid opened to reveal a passage running straight through the centre of the keep.

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Harlequin followed after, presumably with Lazarus, and the three of them continued on down the tunnel for a further five or ten minutes with the armed guards in tow. Eventually, they got to the end, and hunched over by a bolted iron door sat the most disgusting, despicable winged humanoid one could ever have met. It was fat and skinny in all the wrong places, its eyes drooped, it's hair thinning and limbs long and bony. With diseased, yellow eyes it looked up towards the newcomers, but especially Daemala, and introduced himself with a wheeze...

"I am Dinit, mighty champion Gargoyle of my lord Kaine and elite guardian of this tunnel! Who dares trespass on these unholy grounds?!"