"Don't look at me, I only speak 3 languages. English, swearing and sarcasm."
Name || Zoey Redbird
"It's a pleasure to meet you... Oh wait, no it's not."
Age || 549
"And I'm still more attractive than you."
Age Apparent || 18
"If only they knew, I'm like a f*cking cougur plus a few hundred years."
Gender || Female
"You know, everyone has thr right to be stupid, but your seriously abusing this privilege."
Role || Scout
"I prefer the term spy. It's more badass."
Species || Vampire
"What other species could be that old and still look like a f*cking sex god."
Sexuality || Bi-Sexual
"I have been around so long I don't honestly care who I mess around with anymore."
Face Claim || Zooey Deschanel
"Oh, someone who looks like me? Good for them."
|| Personality ||
Zoey is a sarcastic and pessimistic little b*tch who has a mouth that even a sailer would be ashamed of, who, one day, decided that life would just be that much easier if she made an enemy of the entire world. Which she has managed to do quite successfully with her sick, off hand comments and general demeaner that insults anyone with half a brain cell.
She doesnt trust anyone anymore than she can throw them and looks onto everyone she meets with a gaze off cold suspicion, Not giving two sh*ts about anyone but herself as she believes no one will give two sh*ts about her, and so far she hasn't been proven wrong. It's Zoey V The World as far as shes concerned, and shes not planning on losing.
Once you get to know her though she becomes more entertaining to be around, once you have gotten over her rude and sarcastic way of speaking, as she always has something to say on something, no matter what it is, she has got an opinion about it. Beyond her obvious traits of bitchiness, zoey is actually a very opinionated and proud person, who is able to spot the small details and drop a little dark or dry humored comment when she situation arises.
|| History ||
Zoey is too old now that she has long since forgotten her past, though sometimes old dreams come back to haunt her if she is not in a deep enough sleep, and she has accreted this. She has seen and lived many lives, watched those she might if cared about live and die while she lives on. There is too much in her past to right down, enough to fill hundreds of books and she honestly can't be bothered to try and remember it all. She is who she is. Her past made her like she is now but instead of dwelling on the ancient past, Zoey simply loves in the present and looks to the future.