Dinner Acts.....Continued.: D!

[Demented]

Your wish...my command : D!

[Sonata]

You want to know how the post-divorce between him and Hera is going to go.

Zeus: *feeling down in the dumps* [sighs]
Mortal Woman: *sashays on by*
Zeus: *checks her out*.........*chases after* Hi there *smirks*

[Dinner]

Zeus: I have an announcement to make. Hera and I are divorced, and it deeply disappoints me. It has been so hard to get over. I just want her to know, you'll always be in my heart. *cell phone rings* And that is a business call. I will return in a moment.

(walks away and heard in the distace)

Hey baby, what's going on?

[Dinner Scene 2]


Aphrodite: Omg...I can't eat my food with him staring at me.
Heph: I was born this way you ungrateful bitch!
Aphrodite: Ew! I think I just lost my appetite.
Heph: You didn't say that before!
Zeus: Now now, don't hate on your brother. It was an accident. I mean...he's a god too. *coughs* Hera's fault.

[Dinner Scene 3]

Dionysus: Dude, I just totally scored big tonight.
Zeus: How many?
Dionysus: Anyone say...THREESOME!
Zeus and Dionysus: *high five*
Zeus: =D
Hera: >=(........
Zeus: =(....
Hera: You're a pig just like your father.
Dionysus: Shut up. You're a lousy step-mother! You never loved me any way. I hate you! *runs off*
Zeus: [silence] *takes a long drag from his beer*

LOL!

I can imagine Hera having ...*the Talk* with Zeus

Hera:"I know you cheat on me. What I want to know is how many?"

Zeus:"Women? Uh...

Hera:"No dumb ass...how many STD's you've got since getting your human body!

Zeus:"What that ridicoulus

-an hour later when Zeus uses his...Golden throne aka. toilet.

Zeus:"OW OW IT"S LIKE RAZORS!"

Hera:"I knew it...

[Dinner Scene 4]

Hades actually shows up at one of the dinners.

All the gods are silent except...

Demeter: Persephone comes back home in two months. <3
Hades: *silverware clatters against plate* ...........
Demeter: =D...........
Hades: *gets up and leaves*
Zeus: o_o....
Demeter: >=D

[IronPhoenix]

Yeah, that'll be a bowl of laughs.

Hera: Hi son how have you been?

Ares: Dad popped another in the oven of some skank.

Hera: Dammit!

[Dinner Scene 5]

Hades: >=(

Ares: >=(

Hades: I hate your dad.

Ares: That makes you my favorite person.

Hades: O_o Even I know thats pathetic.

Ares: I know, I'm not happy about it.

Zues: Hey guys whatcha talkin about? =D

Hades: >=(

Ares: >=(

Hera: Hey Zues!

Zeus: Yeah?

Hera: Your entire contacts list was deleted off your cell phone.

Zues: What?! But thats where I kept all the numbers of my... >=(

Hera: >=D

Ares: >=)

Hades: >=|

[IronPhoenix]

[Dinner Scene 6]

Apollo: Hey Morpheus, can you give me a pill to help me sleep? Been having a bit of touble with that lately.

Morpheus: I bet you are feeling a bit like Alice, tumbling down the rabbit hole.

Apollo: Um...no I just haven't been sleeping that well. You got any pills for that?

Morpheus: *takes out two pills, one in each hand* You take the blue pill; you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill; you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.

Apollo: You're not Lauwrence Fishburne.

Morpheus: Just take a pill.

Apollo:*takes blue pill*

Morpheus: =( You dissapoint me Neo.

Apollo: And you need to take your own goddamn pills man.

[Demented]

[Dinner Scene 7]

-Everyone eating together at the diner table except Hera. Apollo turns the T.V on

Zeus:-nomnom's a turkey leg-"So hows everybody d-.."

-Heras Show comes on-

Heph:"Is that Mom?!

Hera on T.V:"Hello and Welcome back. Today I would like to talk about when your man get another woman....pregnant."

-silence at the dinner table-

Ares:">: D

Demeter: :o

Zeus:.....

Hera:"Or when he gets SEVERAL WOMEN PREGNANT. Should you be forced to feed them? Clothe them? Well answer that right after this brief message.

-Commerical for Trojan Condoms comes on-

[Alise120]

Awesome "scene 7" Demented! XD

[Demented]

XD Thanks haha XD

[IronPhoenix]

[Dinner Scene 8]

Zeus: Ok, as you all know we're here to discuss the Titans. Anyone got any ideas on how to beat them? Ares?

Ares: Go fuck yourself.

Zeus: Ha! Haven't needed to do that in millenia son. >=)

Ares: *mockingly to himself* "Haven't needed to do that in millenia." Arrogant prick.

Zeus: Anyone else have any-

Hera: Zeus.

Zeus: Yes, you have an idea?

Hera: No but...whats that on your arm?

Zeus: What are you talking about theres nothing on my-

Cronos: *knawing on Zeus's arm* OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM!

Zeus: Holy shit! Get it off me! DX

Ares: >=)

Hera: >=)

Hades: >=)

Zeus:...I hate you people...

Cronos: Tastes just like Popeyes =D

[Alise120]

{Dinner scene 9}

(The Titans brought back a lot of dead fowl-infested shitty dead humans, after they slayed every one last of them, back to their Leader...Cronus)

Iapetus: Here you go, my precious feared king, fresh humans.

(Cronus just rose an eyebrow, looking at the Titans like they were crazy)

Typhon: What is the matter, your most feared highness?

(Cronus shook his head disappointingly)

Cronus: Why in the hell did you get me dirty humans for, do you think I'm grimy?!?!?!?!

(He shouted to them with the thunderous boom of his voice. Everybody remained quiet, in fear he might do physical harm to them)

Cronus: I want my humans served on a sliver platter clean and thoroughly gutted out with a side of vegetables and wild rice. Top it off with the finest merlot. Do all of you understand me? Now do as I say and prepare it, you dumb-shits!!!!!

(They all scrambled away. Now in the kitchen, preparing Cronus' dinner, the Titans talked amongst themselves with much confusion)

Atlas: Is our beloved Cronus getting fancy on us?

Typhon: I really don't know....

Iapetus: The new century sure has changed him.

Atlas: Prometheus sure is in hell when he gets here; we all can't do this by ourselves.

(They all chimed in and said "You got that right". They continued to prepare Cronus' dinner the way he liked it. Meanwhile, Cronus sat at the large dining-room table, getting impatient as ever)

Cronus: Come on you bitch-ass fools!!!!! Make me my "fancy feast of humans" fast....and make it right....

(He hissed at them with much fervor.....The Titans were in for a "fancy" ride with him.....)

[Demented]

[Dinner Scene Number 10!]

-Cronus finds hunting Persephone and Aphrodite.-

Cronus:"COME HERE MY LITTLE YUMMY CHILDREN!

Persephone:-hides behind Hades- >: D

Hades:-Whistles for Cebereus->:D

Aphordite:-Hides behind Heph-

Heph:"What the hell do you want me to do? I can't walk right!"

Aphrodite:"SHIT! My husbands a cripple! What the hell am I supposed to do"

Cronus;>: D nomnomnom >: D

-Moral of the story-

Chose a better husband next time. Preferably one who has a large three headed dog....if it's available :D!

[IronPhoenix]

LULZ

[IronPhoenix]

[Dinner Scene 11]

Zeus: Dude! What the hell?!

Hades: He made eyes at my woman, course I wouldn't expect you to know how to guard a wife.

Ares: About damn time anyway. Its time to kick as and chew bubblegum, and we're all out of gum. >=)

Zeus: O_o

Hades: O_o

Ares: Duke Nukem

Both: Ooooh.

Dionysus: So, Persephone, how much wine can you hold? >=)

Hades: BITCHJUSTSAYWHAT?!

Dionysus: What?

Hades: *decapitates Dionysus*

Dionysus's head: Aw man, guess I aint gettin any tonight. =(

Hades: One more word and its your balls next.

Hera: Whats going on?

Ares:*eating popcorn* Shh, its getting good.

[Demented]

XD!!!!!!! Lol Iron XD

I hope Hades doesn't kill Dionysus.....That would be poor Liars SECOND character...XD